https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYz54GHlhg
This was very helpful
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Quote from: aitm on April 04, 2014, 10:46:00 PM
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You're wishing you thought of that, right, aitm?
Quote from: PickelledEggs on April 04, 2014, 10:35:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYz54GHlhg
This was very helpful
If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Sorry, redundant question.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 05, 2014, 02:30:02 PM
If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Sorry, redundant question.
Ummmm :redface:
A fish store??? I think you're chances are better at bars and churches. But fish stores could advertise "Women admitted free from 6PM to 7PM." That might help.
Lol I'm pretty sure this video was supposed to be a joke and not actual advice (which is why I put it in the joke section)
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Quote from: PickelledEggs on April 05, 2014, 02:49:47 PM
Lol I'm pretty sure this video was supposed to be a joke and not actual advice (which is why I put it in the joke section)
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I know that.
Quote from: SGOS on April 05, 2014, 02:55:45 PM
I know that.
Oh... :redface:
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Whatever you do don't buy her sea breeze scented perfume.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 05, 2014, 03:47:43 PM
Whatever you do don't buy her sea breeze scented perfume.
Or ask her if she's looking for crabs.
If you are really a dastardly single guy, Mormon single's wards and Christian singles fellowships are rife with needful women. It is a sad commentary that these women outnumber men like 2 to 1 and are desperate for love. And there are people that take advantage of that.
When I got out of the Navy, I went to one once. Now I know what attractive women mean when they talk about men raping them with their eyes. Unfortunately I suffer the curse of being an honorable man. ended up dancing with a Mormon convert from Peru that had the biggest, uh, lungs I've ever seen. This is a woman designed by nature to haul bundles of Coca high in the Andes Mountains. And child bearing hips. I suspect she could shit out a kid in one grunt and not miss a step while climbing. Not bad, other than the moustache.
Quote from: stromboli on April 05, 2014, 09:17:50 PM
If you are really a dastardly single guy, Mormon single's wards and Christian singles fellowships are rife with needful women. It is a sad commentary that these women outnumber men like 2 to 1 and are desperate for love. And there are people that take advantage of that.
When I got out of the Navy, I went to one once. Now I know what attractive women mean when they talk about men raping them with their eyes. Unfortunately I suffer the curse of being an honorable man. ended up dancing with a Mormon convert from Peru that had the biggest, uh, lungs I've ever seen. This is a woman designed by nature to haul bundles of Coca high in the Andes Mountains. And child bearing hips. I suspect she could shit out a kid in one grunt and not miss a step while climbing. Not bad, other than the moustache.
Or the other option is I can get out of my house and ask someone out. :lol:
Don't get me wrong, i've always dreamed of having a girlfriend with a mustache :sick: :oak:
I didn't mention she had the shoulders of a furniture mover.
Quote from: stromboli on April 05, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
I didn't mention she had the shoulders of a furniture mover.
Built like a linebacker eh? Maybe I'll consider it. I almost got jumped in the city a few months back and probably could use the protection. :lol:
Go to Texas young man. I hear those pretty young Mexican girls will fight for a young white husband...or so I was told by an older Mexican woman in Texas once. To bad I wasn't young, didn't have a job and was crippled up because I really like those young pretty Mexican girls...till they get pissed off with a knife in their hand while you sleep. Just never piss one off. You'll be alright.
Note to any pretty young Mexican girls reading this. I never really did believe her.