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When i was just a little boy my parents always told me never to open the cellar door. I listened to them and behaved, i never opened the cellar door. I often wondered what i would see behind it and one day it got to be too much. I just had to know what was behind that door. So i walked up and opened it and you know what i saw....................trees, the sun, other children!
I thimk that was a goode one. Solitary
Quote from: "sunnyK"When i was just a little boy my parents always told me never to open the cellar door. I listened to them and behaved, i never opened the cellar door. I often wondered what i would see behind it and one day it got to be too much. I just had to know what was behind that door. So i walked up and opened it and you know what i saw....................trees, the sun, other children!
So that's why it's been so gloomy all winter and so cold. The sun is in your parents basement. :-k
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Quote from: "sunnyK"When i was just a little boy my parents always told me never to open the cellar door. I listened to them and behaved, i never opened the cellar door. I often wondered what i would see behind it and one day it got to be too much. I just had to know what was behind that door. So i walked up and opened it and you know what i saw....................trees, the sun, other children!
So that's why it's been so gloomy all winter and so cold. The sun is in your parents basement. :-k
I was raised down in the cellar, that is the joke, it is not really true i just have always thought it was a good joke.
Damn..and I was planning a trip to your parents basement to see the sun. :-$
I heard of one very religious guy who thought it would be pretty cool to tattoo the word "GOD" on his forehead. All the tattoo parlours in his town refused to do faces at the time, so he decided to get a tattoo kit and do one himself looking in the bathroom mirror. He was cautioned he would have to reverse each letter around because it would be in mirror reverse, but did not occur to him he would need to reverse the whole word as well and it read "DOG" in huge bold red and black letters. At the least the spelling was right, albeit the wrong word. His god can be a real bitch sometimes.
doge funny