A mate of mine came down to a gig the other night to see my new bass rig. He said, "What do those two knobs at the front do?"
I replied, "They sing and play guitar."
:lol:
Uhhh.. haha? 8-[
I guess ya had to be there, eh? :lol:
I like it :-D
Know how to get your guitar player to turn down? Put some sheet music in front of him
You can tell if the stage is level by checking to see if the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
He had to break in to get the drummer out.
How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One: he holds the bulb, and the rest of the world revolves around him.
Y'all hear about the fiddle player that was so out of tune the steel player noticed?
Guitar players ought to rule the world, but with calloused fingertips we're looked down on as common laborers. #-o
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
Never heard of a bass player who had a car.
Lol, had to read that 3 times before I got the joke.
Quote from: "Johan"Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
Never heard of a bass player who had a car.
=D>
In my experience it's usually drummers who have the most gear and the least transport.
Come to think of it, I've never been in a band with a drummer that had a job either... mystery solved... :lol: