HAHAHAHAHHAAA! //http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2419851/Not-pure-Most-holy-water-contaminated-faecal-matter-harmful-health.html I find it hilarious that the water blessed by God contains germs that make people sick. Is this just one of God's little jokes?
QuoteAustrian researchers have discovered that church fonts contain very high levels of bacteria and a majority of water samples from holy sources contain fecal matter.
Experts from the Institute of Hygiene and Applied Immunology at the Medical University of Vienna analyzed the water in 21 holy springs in Austria and in 18 fonts in Vienna at various times during the year, the Daily Mail reported.
They found that 86 percent of water samples from holy sources contain fecal matter, and every milliliter of holy water contained up to 62 million bacteria, none of it safe to drink.
"and let us, therefore, sprinkle it on the heads of newborn children to baptize them into a new world of disease and death......"
I always knew holy water was full of shit.
Christians are no smarter than those Hindus who bathe in the stinking, filthy Ganges River in the belief it will cleanse them.
Quote from: "Valigarmander"I always knew holy water was full of shit.
Wakka wakka wakka! =D> :lol:
You have to admit, it makes sense. Or did I mean scents? :-k Well, no never mind. Aphid poop or poopy holy water, it is all blessed by God.
Family Guy had an episode where Stewie got sick from tainted holy water...
It might be OK if mixed with good bourbon and you were on a month long bender..but even then.... I'll have to pass.
It's not the holy shit in it, but I've tasted Texas water before and friends, it's not good.
Quote from: "Valigarmander"I always knew holy water was full of shit.
Beat me to it...
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Quote from: "Valigarmander"I always knew holy water was full of shit.
Wakka wakka wakka! =D> :lol:
The correct spelling is Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!
Reminds me of one of the best commercials ever:
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Quote from: "ApostateLois"Reminds me of one of the best commercials ever:
Writer posted a YouTube video (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzrpMzfBj0)
There is no way this is real.^
and then I googled it. and you can actually buy it. They'll sell anything won't they :rollin:
Holy shit!
Yeah, I posted that on FB with "Holy water full of crap" and proceed to laugh my butt off. Now I get to see how many "friends" I pissed on.
I feel sorry for all the little babies and children being baptized in toxic water. They'll get sick, and the parents will have no idea why.
Quote from: "ApostateLois"I feel sorry for all the little babies and children being baptized in toxic water. They'll get sick, and the parents will have no idea why.
On the plus side, the parents are likely ardent materialists who will no doubt rush 'em to the hospital and not try some magic cure or something.
I want to know how it got poop in it. :shock: :lol: Solitary
Quote from: "Solitary"I want to know how it got poop in it. :shock: :lol: Solitary
Pretty self-explanatory. Person with dirty hands sticks their hands in the font = contamination.
I think it also applies to natural springs and wells from which people draw water to be used in their rituals. Chances are that these sites have been contaminated with feces and pesticides from farm runoff, and pose a huge danger to anyone who drinks it.
Quote from: "Valigarmander"I always knew holy water was full of shit.
rofl
Quote from: "Solitary"I want to know how it got poop in it. :shock: :lol: Solitary
I want to know how to get MORE poop in it.
Psssssst.. The secret ingredient in sacramental wine. :-$
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Psssssst.. The secret ingredient in sacramental wine. :-$
I always wondered why I tasted the distinct aftertaste of... aftertaste.
Quote from: "PickelledEggs"Quote from: "Solitary"I want to know how it got poop in it. :shock: :lol: Solitary
I want to know how to get MORE poop in it.
Churches don't usually have guards at night, that I know of. Take a dump in the baptismal pool.
The river of shit brothers and sisters! Dunk your heads in sewers and be cleansed!
Everyone knows poopoo heads are gods favorites. :)