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Title: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: stromboli on September 09, 2013, 03:21:09 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/s ... s-18-beers (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/09/swigging-pig-hogs-18-beers)

QuoteA rampage by a feral pig that consumed 18 beers has prompted warnings for people at campsites to properly secure their food and alcohol.

The pig struck at the DeGrey River rest area, east of the remote Western Australian town of Port Hedland in the Pilbara, according to the ABC.

The animal was seen stealing three six-packs of beer from campers before ransacking rubbish bags for food.

One camper reported seeing the pig guzzling the beer before getting involved in an altercation with a cow.

"In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans," said the visitor, who estimated that the pig had consumed 18 beers.

"Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags. There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow."

The pig was reportedly last seen resting under a tree, possibly nursing a hangover.

Feral pigs are considered an invasive pest in many parts of Australia owing to the diseases they carry, which can infect livestock. They also damage crops and compete with native species for food.

Several state government advise people to report sightings of feral pigs so they can be removed. The feeding of the animals is also discouraged.
It speaks to my past behavior that I can sympathize with the pig. that settles it. I'm going down to Texas and leave tubs of beer out. Let's see how Ted "The Nuge" Nugent handles a weaving, pissed off hog from a helicopter.  :-D
Title: Re: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: Jutter on September 09, 2013, 04:59:17 PM
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Title: Re: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: billhilly on September 09, 2013, 04:59:45 PM
QuoteI'm going down to Texas and leave tubs of beer out.

What makes you think the 4 legged pigs will get there first?
Title: Re: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: aitm on September 09, 2013, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: "billhilly"
QuoteI'm going down to Texas and leave tubs of beer out.

What makes you think the 4 legged pigs will get there first?

SNAP
Title: Re: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: _Xenu_ on September 09, 2013, 08:38:06 PM
I would give that pig as much beer as he/she wanted in a bowl, so long as they chilled out, laid down, and didn't cause any more trouble.
Title: Re: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: SGOS on September 09, 2013, 09:27:10 PM
Hawaii has a problem with pigs.  It seems like Hawaiian food has a lot of pork in it, but sometime in the past the pigs got loose, and now they run wild.  They cause all sorts of problems.
Title: Re: So, This Pig Drinks a Shitload of Beer........
Post by: Mermaid on September 09, 2013, 09:34:58 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"One camper reported seeing the pig guzzling the beer before getting involved in an altercation with a cow.
Um.




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