A couple of teenagers are going to have sex for the first time. The girl suggests 69. The boy asks, "what's that?" The girl says, "I'll show you", and starts to blow him and shoves her pussy in his face. He takes the hint and starts to eat her. And then she farts. He ignores it, but then she farts again.
The boy says, "this is fun and all, but I don't think I can take 67 more of those"
Mildly using..:)
Sorry, but Mark Dreher is funnier. #-o :P Solitary