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Extraordinary Claims => Religion General Discussion => Topic started by: Solitary on July 19, 2013, 01:58:45 PM

Title: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Solitary on July 19, 2013, 01:58:45 PM
This survey is so full of holes (no pun intended) it reeks of biased pandering.

Survey says Catholics have the best sex


The Family Research Council points to studies that show churchgoing, monogamous adults have the best sex lives.


My wife, her sister, and her sisters daughters all hate sex. They should all have been nuns (no pun intended). The best sex I ever had was with a woman I didn't even like because she was a wild and crazy drug user. Solitary
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: SGOS on July 19, 2013, 02:51:05 PM
I'll take your word for it, but a link to the survey would be helpful.
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Solitary on July 19, 2013, 04:09:05 PM
Quote from: "SGOS"I'll take your word for it, but a link to the survey would be helpful.



http://living.msn.com/love-relationship ... ec7ef46b87 (http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=96db2bd9-93ca-440b-bb9b-67ec7ef46b87)

If you can find it your doing better than I can.  MSN Sucks!  :roll: Soltary
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: GSOgymrat on July 19, 2013, 05:47:46 PM
"those who are monogamous have the best sex they ever could — because it's the only sex they'll ever know."

This.

It reminds me of a female friend who was looking at some of my Halloween pictures from a street festival which included a man who was basically naked except for some body paint. She commented that his penis was obviously not real. I assured her it was real and she said "there is no way! A man's penis is not that big!" I was about to argue that the man's penis was of average size until I remembered that she had probably only been with her husband and, fortunately for him, had no basis for comparison.
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Solitary on July 19, 2013, 08:06:05 PM
:rollin:  :lol:  Funny! Solitary
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: FrankDK on July 19, 2013, 09:46:56 PM
In my experience, sex, like most everything else, improves with practice.  When you are in a long-term relationship, if sex is important to you, you have probably picked someone with whom you are sexually compatible.  You both like the same things, and with practice, get better at it.

Frank
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: ApostateLois on July 19, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
Quote from: "GSOgymrat""those who are monogamous have the best sex they ever could — because it's the only sex they'll ever know."

This.

It reminds me of a female friend who was looking at some of my Halloween pictures from a street festival which included a man who was basically naked except for some body paint. She commented that his penis was obviously not real. I assured her it was real and she said "there is no way! A man's penis is not that big!" I was about to argue that the man's penis was of average size until I remembered that she had probably only been with her husband and, fortunately for him, had no basis for comparison.

:lol: I would not have been able to resist pointing out, "That guy's penis is only average, and some are even bigger, and it's a good thing for your husband that you never knew this...until now."  :twisted:
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Solitary on July 19, 2013, 11:36:47 PM
I have twelve inches, but as a rule I don't use it. :shock:  :roll:  Solitary















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Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Plu on July 20, 2013, 06:05:15 AM
I wonder if they tested this by taking groups of people and making them have sex with a professional to see whose mind was blown the least.

But I doubt it because the results would probably be very different then.
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: FrankDK on July 20, 2013, 09:30:54 AM
> I have twelve inches, but as a rule I don't use it.

That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "He put his foot in his mouth."

Frank
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Colanth on July 20, 2013, 01:36:33 PM
Quote from: "Solitary"
Quote from: "SGOS"a link to the survey would be helpful.
http://living.msn.com/love-relationship ... ec7ef46b87 (http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=96db2bd9-93ca-440b-bb9b-67ec7ef46b87)

If you can find it your doing better than I can.
If it even exists.  Anyone can make up a non-existent "survey", then present "facts" from it.  Even a "reputable" group like FRC.  (Remember, lying for Jebus is a sacrament.)
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: mephox on July 22, 2013, 04:58:40 AM
I found this linked off the article Solitary linked with some interesting claims and infographics.

http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/the ... blogmsnliv (http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/the-daily-dose-blog-post?post=2ddc76a8-a818-43df-813b-98fe1529734c?icid=blogmsnliv)
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Jason78 on July 22, 2013, 05:12:24 AM
Quote from: "Solitary"My wife, her sister, and her sisters daughters all hate sex.

Stop sleeping with your sister in law and your nieces, and you might find that your wife starts enjoying sex again!
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: SGOS on July 22, 2013, 09:29:55 AM
QuoteSixty-eight percent of Catholics have sex at least once a week.

Well, wooptie doo, praise Jesus, slap my ass, and call me Sally!  Those Catholics sure are a naughty bunch of sexually motivated little buggers having sex at least once a week.  How do they manage so much sex without killing themselves from sheer exhaustion?

Or in other words, 32% of Catholics have sex less than once a week.  No matter which way you look at that statistic, from the 68% that do, to the 32% that don't, it's hardly an impressive case for good sex.

No, I think I'll pass on becoming a Catholic, thank you.
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: ApostateLois on July 22, 2013, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: "FrankDK"> I have twelve inches, but as a rule I don't use it.

That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "He put his foot in his mouth."

Frank

Or, "He put his foot in her mouth."
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Triple Nine on July 23, 2013, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: "GSOgymrat""those who are monogamous have the best sex they ever could — because it's the only sex they'll ever know."

This.

It reminds me of a female friend who was looking at some of my Halloween pictures from a street festival which included a man who was basically naked except for some body paint. She commented that his penis was obviously not real. I assured her it was real and she said "there is no way! A man's penis is not that big!" I was about to argue that the man's penis was of average size until I remembered that she had probably only been with her husband and, fortunately for him, had no basis for comparison.

Wow, that's really sad and pathetic. This woman, I just feel sad for her. This is Christian sexual education at work.
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: ApostateLois on July 24, 2013, 11:26:36 AM
Reminds me of this:

[blink:1o362l4y]NSFW! NSFW![/blink:1o362l4y]


//http://youtu.be/wxq6IgkYA50


[blink:1o362l4y]NSFW! NSFW![/blink:1o362l4y]


ETA: How do you embed Youtube videos?? I can't get them to work most of the time!
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on July 24, 2013, 11:31:43 AM
QuoteSixty-eight percent of Catholics have sex at least once a week.

What percentage of altar boys are 'having sex' at the same time?  :P
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 24, 2013, 11:47:05 AM
Quote from: "ApostateLois"Reminds me of this:

[blink:22zxpy2a]NSFW! NSFW![/blink:22zxpy2a]


//http://youtu.be/wxq6IgkYA50


[blink:22zxpy2a]NSFW! NSFW![/blink:22zxpy2a]


ETA: How do you embed Youtube videos?? I can't get them to work most of the time!
The
tags. They either work or they don't, but that's how you do it.
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: ApostateLois on July 24, 2013, 12:20:52 PM
Hmm, tried that, and they didn't work. What's the point of them, then? Is there some magic code you have to use with them?   :-k
Title: Re: A Good Example Of Trying to Convert And Support Marriage
Post by: Mister Agenda on July 24, 2013, 12:49:04 PM
The conclusion would seem to be that Catholics think they have the best sex lives, not that they actually do.