I saw this on Reddit. I won't credit them, because they got it from someone else, and they don't remember who. But this is a simple idea. Take a Bible character's story, but replace their name with "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman."
Examples:
"Florida Man threatens to cut baby in half to stop women from bickering."
"Florida Man kills wife's family. Claims wife gave them answer to riddle."
"Engaged Florida Woman claims to be pregnant with God's baby."
"Florida Man offers daughters to satiate rape gang."
"Florida Woman salty she was forced to leave home city due to freak fire."
Florida man sets bears on children.
Florida man: ´never call me bald´.
Florida couple befriends snake, proceed to steal fruit from orchard whilst naked, on it's instructions
Florida man claims to be god.
Florida Man cockolds Joseph.