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Title: The Real Jesus
Post by: Johan Abrahams on November 01, 2022, 01:52:14 AM
Seems the time has arrived for Him to be here. Because there are some that want to take the credit for being Him. 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRHqAKAm/

This is of course not my original idea and I am giving the link to "Michael" who started this interesting topic.  He said: "The NewTestament says:

26 Therefore, if they shall say unto you, 'Behold, He is in the desert!' go not forth; or 'Behold, He is in the secret chambers!' believe it not.

27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east and shineth even unto the west, so shall also the coming of the Son of Man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcass is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

This appears to be one of the many false Messiahs prophesied to come.

And the link to where he actually spoke these words:

https://atheistzone.com/forums/topic/the-jews-claim-that-the-messiah-is-here-but-is-he-the-real-one/#post-45055
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Shiranu on November 01, 2022, 02:15:56 AM
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Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Johan Abrahams on November 01, 2022, 11:59:56 PM
I totally agree.  But this will of course be done with the Second Appearance of Jesus.  Where Judgment and Ruling will be done in His Love and Wisdom.  And of course we are there now.  Because Jesus is getting born now.  From His Mom and Dad (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2012&version=KJV).
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on November 02, 2022, 12:50:21 AM
Says who?
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: M on November 03, 2022, 05:20:34 AM
Quote from: Johan Abrahams on November 01, 2022, 11:59:56 PMI totally agree.  But this will of course be done with the Second Appearance of Jesus.  Where Judgment and Ruling will be done in His Love and Wisdom.
 

My diary is pretty full. Can you give me an idea of when exactly Jesus is going to make his long awaited second appearance?

Is it soon™ by any chance?
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 03, 2022, 11:20:59 AM
Quote from: ManUfan on November 03, 2022, 05:20:34 AMMy diary is pretty full. Can you give me an idea of when exactly Jesus is going to make his long awaited second appearance?

Is it soon™ by any chance?

my research has narrowed it to somewhere between when the cows come home and when hell freezes over.
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: the_antithesis on November 03, 2022, 11:36:39 AM
English was this guy's third or fourth language, right?
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: M on November 03, 2022, 03:53:03 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 03, 2022, 11:36:39 AMEnglish was this guy's third or fourth language, right?
I think it was his third or fourth bottle of vodka.

Has he gone away or something?

I was going to introduce him to the prophet hen of Leeds.
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2022, 06:19:21 PM
Any damn fool can come here and preach. As long as the Feds don't catch up to me I'll tolerate that noise.
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: M on November 03, 2022, 06:49:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2022, 06:19:21 PMAny damn fool can come here and preach. As long as the Feds don't catch up to me I'll tolerate that noise.

How's the ticker going?
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: aitm on November 04, 2022, 03:40:14 AM
Meh...he also said, rather emphatically, I will be back before all of you die. So much for truth in advertising...lolol
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on November 05, 2022, 12:09:13 AM
Quote from: ManUfan on November 03, 2022, 05:20:34 AMMy diary is pretty full. Can you give me an idea of when exactly Jesus is going to make his long awaited second appearance?

Is it soon™ by any chance?

Yeah, the penultimate verse of the Bible has Jesus saying he'd be coming "quickly," but that was 2000 years ago...
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Blackleaf on November 08, 2022, 12:06:58 PM
Jesus told people to sell their possessions and to not bother getting married, because he didn't think those things would be needed for long. Spoiler alert. Those things were needed.
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: aitm on November 09, 2022, 07:34:07 AM
Interesting enough, same chapter I believe, he says even if you are married you should act as if you are not. If there were any "true" believers then having sex and kids would have been a sim as you then lost your purity of soul. Meh, even Jesus couldn't  stop em from fuckin.
Title: Re: The Real Jesus
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2022, 07:44:16 PM
Quote from: ManUfan on November 03, 2022, 06:49:21 PMHow's the ticker going?
I was middle car in a three car pileup a week ago Wednesday. My "cardiology team" was furious. They hadn't given me "permission to drive." "Well, you never said I couldn't."