Have to use my Game Boy Advance as a watch. Yep, I have a flashcart (EZ-Flash IV) in it that can tell the time. While I could use my laptop to check the time, sometimes it's more convenient to use my GBA instead of taking my whole laptop out of my backpack.
And no, I don't have a cell phone at the moment.
I know, it's kinda weird, but oh well.
... can't pay attention.
Rodney Dangerfield said that his family was so poor that if he hadn't been born a boy he'd've had nothing to play with.
I'm so poor that I predict the time by looking at the position of sun on the sky.
I'm so poor I farm farts for the money.
...have to pick up the rug to see the floor show.