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Title: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: Jutter on June 28, 2013, 07:53:14 PM
Think you can handle these... at your OT level?

Hey waiter there's a body-thetan in my soup.

How many scientologist does it take to sue a lightbulb

Why did the scientologist audit the road?

Knock knock: you're an oppressive person.
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: Solitary on June 29, 2013, 12:44:45 AM
People say Scientology is 'stupid' and 'made-up.'

 Which is why it's a classified Religion.  :shock:  :rollin: Solitary
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: FlatEarth1024 on June 29, 2013, 12:47:34 PM
Here's a scientology joke:

Tom Cruise.





Thank you...thank you very much...thank you...
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: rickcopeland648 on June 29, 2013, 01:30:03 PM
The Rick Copeland actually found the body thetan joke funny -- and he's proudly an O.T. zero...
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: _Xenu_ on June 29, 2013, 02:13:53 PM
Quote from: "FlatEarth1024"Here's a scientology joke:

Tom Cruise.

Thank you...thank you very much...thank you...
Would it sound weird if I understood every word he says in this video?

[youtube:2ss1iuho]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0[/youtube:2ss1iuho]
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: Solitary on June 29, 2013, 04:16:54 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-ep ... the-closet (http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e12-trapped-in-the-closet)     Solitary
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 05, 2013, 04:23:19 PM
[youtube:xb9xmlc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZxv1kdrvY[/youtube:xb9xmlc4]

Poor Billy Sheehan. He's such a good bassist too.  :rollin:
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: _Xenu_ on July 05, 2013, 06:19:33 PM
I watched all four parts of the above interview with Billy Sheehan. I feel bad for him because he really does come across as a decent guy. I would be friends with him despite my views on Scientology, at least until he was ordered to disconnect from me. I can also tell he's very enturbulated towards the end.
Title: Re: Scientology jokes... sorta
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 05, 2013, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: "_Xenu_"I watched all four parts of the above interview with Billy Sheehan. I feel bad for him because he really does come across as a decent guy. I would be friends with him despite my views on Scientology, at least until he was ordered to disconnect from me. I can also tell he's very enturbulated towards the end.
Yes. very true. I actually don't mind trying to be friends with people that believe that kind of stuff.

The only time I feel like I have to cut the cord on a friendship for theology reasons is if they try to force thier belief on to me. Which luckily I don't have to do because I don't have any friends like that / see my friends that are like that often enough for it to matter. At that point I'd rather talk to them when I talk to them and that way I don't burn any unnecessary bridges.

Unfortunately Billy got caught at a bad time where I think he was sort of stuck with the topic of scientology. It's not like he was at a gig or just walking down the street, he was picketing for what he believes... which just happens to be rediculous. He isnt that rediculous as you see him in the video, i would bet at least.