There's two fish in a tank. One says, "I'll man the gun. You drive."
Two pumpkin muffins are in an oven. One says, "sure is hot". The other says "ahhh, a talking muffin".
Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the other got away.
What is green and makes holes in walls?
A drill pickle!
Dredged up from my teen years--why does a fly have wings? To beat the Italians (or Polish or take your pick) to the garbage can.
On a roll. Why does an elephant put springs on their feet? To jump through trees raping monkeys.
What is the worst sound a monkey can hear? Sprong, sprong................
Why do I remember this shit?? Another one. How can you tell the bride at a Polish (or any other group) wedding? She is wearing a clean bowling shirt--or she has her armpit hairs braided.
What is black and white, black and white and black and blue? A nun rolling down the stairs.
Why do elephants have big balls? They like to dance.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Okay, okay, okay, Mike--knock this shit off!!!
...and i didn't even know elephant jokes were a thing.
Me: I would like an appointment please.
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow
Me: Thanks, but I only need one
Quote from: Cassia on March 13, 2022, 09:28:53 PM...and i didn't even know elephant jokes were a thing.
Me: I would like an appointment please.
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow
Me: Thanks, but I only need one
There are literally books of them. But they date to about 58 years ago. :))
Then there Bob jokes.
What do you call a legless armless man in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a legless armless man on the front porch? Matt
What do you call a legless armless man on the wall? Art
And so on...................
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he ain't coming, anyway.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take it for a drag.