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Title: Quotes
Post by: Hoxha Cat on February 26, 2022, 12:42:02 PM
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you [...]” - George Carlin.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Mike Cl on February 26, 2022, 05:50:28 PM
Quote from: ProletarianBanner on February 26, 2022, 12:42:02 PM
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you [...]” - George Carlin.
Never thought I'd give any of your posts a 'like'. 
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 06:02:18 PM
Myeh...We've posted that quote dozens of times.  :beta: 
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: aitm on February 26, 2022, 07:36:39 PM
The gods are like women. Pick one and the rest hate you, pick none and they all love you.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 26, 2022, 07:57:23 PM
Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you're left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers.
- cigarette smoking man, the x-files.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: the_antithesis on February 26, 2022, 08:21:26 PM
When the heart rules the mind, one look and love is blind. If you want the dream to last, take a chance. Forget the past.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Shiranu on February 26, 2022, 08:52:23 PM


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Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 27, 2022, 03:41:55 AM
QuoteYou know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than owning a gun. That's why I keep 10 loaded guns in the house... In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
- Stanley Pines, Mister Mystery.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Hoxha Cat on February 27, 2022, 11:44:32 AM
Quote from: aitm on February 26, 2022, 07:36:39 PM
The gods are like women. Pick one and the rest hate you, pick none and they all love you.
How fucking sexist.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Hoxha Cat on February 27, 2022, 11:45:45 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 26, 2022, 05:50:28 PM
Never thought I'd give any of your posts a 'like'.
I'm still never thinking I'll give any of your posts a "like".
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: aitm on February 27, 2022, 11:51:01 AM
Want a
Quote from: ProletarianBanner on February 27, 2022, 11:44:32 AM
How fucking sexist.
Want a tissue?
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Mike Cl on February 27, 2022, 11:57:23 AM
Quote from: ProletarianBanner on February 27, 2022, 11:45:45 AM
I'm still never thinking I'll give any of your posts a "like".
Thank you.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2022, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: ProletarianBanner on February 27, 2022, 11:44:32 AM
How fucking sexist.

Don't call my husband sexist.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: aitm on February 27, 2022, 01:57:33 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2022, 12:30:05 PM
Don't call my husband sexist.
🤣
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: GSOgymrat on February 27, 2022, 04:16:46 PM
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Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Hoxha Cat on March 18, 2022, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 27, 2022, 11:57:23 AMThank you.
Fuck you.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Hoxha Cat on March 18, 2022, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: aitm on February 27, 2022, 11:51:01 AMWant a Want a tissue?
Want a grave?
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Dark Lightning on March 18, 2022, 10:11:18 PM
Quote from: ProletarianBanner on March 18, 2022, 09:46:10 PMWant a grave?

Ooohhhh, scary. Probably time to flush this turd.
Title: Re: Quotes
Post by: Mike Cl on March 18, 2022, 11:46:52 PM
Quote from: ProletarianBanner on March 18, 2022, 09:45:42 PMFuck you.
I'll pass--thanks for the offer, tho.