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Title: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on February 09, 2022, 01:00:05 AM
Go away Donald
Peaceful transfer of power
Think of your country
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: Cassia on February 09, 2022, 02:34:09 AM
Quote from: ferdmonger on February 09, 2022, 01:00:05 AM
Go away Donald
Peaceful transfer of power
Think of your country
He has the best words
His is much smarter than you
gREat aGAin he SAys
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on February 14, 2022, 11:20:30 PM
He is gone
No longer president
Why do you still obsess?
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: drunkenshoe on February 15, 2022, 02:27:21 AM
Quote from: Jason Harvestdancer on February 14, 2022, 11:20:30 PM
He is gone
No longer president
Why do you still obsess?

More importantly, why does that bother you? We do similar things with people dead for millenia.

But to answer your question, because they don't like him and they can do it.
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: Shiranu on February 15, 2022, 03:28:23 AM
Go away Donald
Peaceful transfer of power
Think of your country
He has the best words
His is much smarter than you
gREat aGAin he SAys
Spray tan glistening
Gold-plate vanity rises;
a certified dolt.
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on February 27, 2022, 08:21:22 PM
Loving on the Vlad
The man is a genius
Says Donnie the Dork
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on February 27, 2022, 08:32:53 PM
Please run for office
You dirty fucking traitor
You are total scum
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on February 27, 2022, 08:36:56 PM
1981
I looked upon Russian tanks
From a hill above
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: the_antithesis on February 27, 2022, 08:51:06 PM
God I hate haikus
Stupid minimalist shit
Does not even rhyme
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on February 27, 2022, 09:20:06 PM
Doesn't have to rhyme
It just has to make some sense
In the scheme of things
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on February 27, 2022, 09:26:46 PM
Could have attacked them
That was the point of the drill
And man was it cold
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: trdsf on March 06, 2022, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Jason Harvestdancer on February 14, 2022, 11:20:30 PMHe is gone
No longer president
Why do you still obsess?
Other faults aside, that's not a haiku.  Five-seven-five, not three-six-six.
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on April 25, 2022, 10:56:32 PM
Hey Miss Traitor Green
Your memory seems suspect
'Marshall' law and all
Title: Re: Trump Haiku
Post by: ferdmonger on April 30, 2022, 12:27:30 AM
Trump thought it was smart
Hey... let's withdraw from NATO
Tillerson was right