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Title: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 04, 2021, 06:22:12 PM
A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!


His condition is currently described as stable.
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2021, 07:45:32 PM
That's nothing.  You should see his neighbor!
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: SGOS on November 05, 2021, 06:24:25 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 04, 2021, 06:22:12 PM
His condition is currently described as stable.
Did you make that up? Because it sounds like horseshit.
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 05, 2021, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: SGOS on November 05, 2021, 06:24:25 PM
Did you make that up? Because it sounds like horseshit.

:eh: No, I nicked it from elsewhere.
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2021, 06:59:52 PM
Did you hear about the guy who drank a potion labelled Equus perexiguus?  He was a little horse for days!
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Cassia on November 05, 2021, 08:21:04 PM
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says......?
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Mike Cl on November 05, 2021, 08:45:47 PM
When my friend woke up the other day, he found he was a little horse................
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 05, 2021, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 05, 2021, 08:21:04 PM
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says......?

:lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_oBzvpa6E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_oBzvpa6E)
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Cassia on November 05, 2021, 10:13:01 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 05, 2021, 09:22:23 PM
:lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_oBzvpa6E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_oBzvpa6E)
Glad I watched till the end..!
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2021, 05:46:26 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 05, 2021, 08:21:04 PM
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says......?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfglOvNhMk
Title: Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
Post by: drunkenshoe on April 15, 2022, 04:50:42 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 05, 2021, 09:22:23 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_oBzvpa6E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_oBzvpa6E)

Oh I forgot this existed. 😂