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Title: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Cassia on November 15, 2020, 07:43:46 PM
Faux "News" wants a war, so let's give 'em one, LOL. I wear my slinky black catsuit and strike at 2AM. I take better care of my prisoners than the Geneva convention mandates, however once in a while I can tell..they seem a bit 'deflated'.
(https://i.ibb.co/3v6RTcP/8ef0cd156fa345ae3760667ff373278523ed52bcec90b51a8d693572838776c1.jpg)

Stopped on the 'Hallmark' channel for a few 'movies'. Seems there are so many single mothers being pursued by male models, however these guys just don't have enough Xmas spirirt, don't cha know? Well maybe there will be some xmas miracle whereby the hunk will fall in love with the little prodigy of another man's loins and receive the Xmas spirit and everyone will ride off in a one horse open sleigh. Damn I love Xmas, I really do. Just as much as Clark C. Griswold.

(https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/1011/20/christmas-vacation-glass-moose-mug_1_2b3baf9a6d60e72a17d83af8a0de8c06.jpg)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: GSOgymrat on November 15, 2020, 08:50:02 PM
The Hallmark Channel is airing their first Christmas movie centered on a same-sex couple, to the consternation of conservative God Warriors. In the past I would have made a snarky comment but in a year of uncertainty, I too want to curl up in comfortable cliches, cardboard characters, and predictable conclusions.

https://youtu.be/hNoZHUDB3GU




Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2020, 09:27:11 PM
All atheists are pacifists.  Just ask Stalin ;-)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Cassia on November 15, 2020, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 15, 2020, 08:50:02 PM
The Hallmark Channel is airing their first Christmas movie centered on a same-sex couple, to the consternation of conservative God Warriors. In the past I would have made a snarky comment but in a year of uncertainty, I too want to curl up in comfortable cliches, cardboard characters, and predictable conclusions.

https://youtu.be/hNoZHUDB3GU
Hot Damn, they nailed it. Caucasia ! I really love how in these 'movies' every square inch of the set has some garland or twinkle lights. Gonna have to catch the same sex version this year.

Check out this real world Griswold Tree
https://people.com/human-interest/police-stop-car-carrying-massive-christmas-tree-home-that-would-make-clarke-griswold-jealous/

(https://i.ibb.co/610rw3P/Image.jpg)


Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: the_antithesis on November 16, 2020, 12:12:10 AM
I think we should just cancel christmas. Stay home, you covid-ridden fuckers!
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 08:25:09 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 15, 2020, 11:03:19 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/610rw3P/Image.jpg)

That can't be legal.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on November 16, 2020, 10:51:04 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 16, 2020, 12:12:10 AM
I think we should just cancel christmas. Stay home, you covid-ridden fuckers!

All humans are deplorable ... and watch your language ;-)

I remember when America wasn't a tyranny ... kids could ride in the back of an open pickup truck without seatbelts ... bwahah.  But ever since the attack of the Killer Karens and the Helicopter Parents ... the zombies just won't stay dead!
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Cassia on November 17, 2020, 06:38:23 PM
This Hallmark channel is addictive. Who knew there were so many little Xmas-themed towns, Xmas tree lots, or quant winter-season inns just about to be bought out by over-worked real estate developers who just have no cheer at all? I mean they don't even like cookies. Humbug.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on November 17, 2020, 09:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 17, 2020, 06:38:23 PM
This Hallmark channel is addictive. Who knew there were so many little Xmas-themed towns, Xmas tree lots, or quant winter-season inns just about to be bought out by over-worked real estate developers who just have no cheer at all? I mean they don't even like cookies. Humbug.

I bet you hate those little Christmas English miniature villages ;-)  So attractive, you want it to be like Brigadoon and you can magically live there ;-)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on November 21, 2020, 06:03:56 PM
"He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy" - Life of Brian
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Unbeliever on November 21, 2020, 07:46:52 PM
The messiah is the army guy who's in charge of the mess hall.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on November 21, 2020, 11:36:57 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 21, 2020, 07:46:52 PM
The messiah is the army guy who's in charge of the mess hall.

In which case, MREs are automatically kosher!
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Cassia on December 02, 2020, 08:58:39 PM
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Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Unbeliever on December 02, 2020, 09:24:57 PM
Maybe they should be called Christian trees?
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 02, 2020, 09:40:07 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 02, 2020, 09:24:57 PM
Maybe they should be called Christian trees?

Not even original.  They are Odin trees ... you "ignorant of paganism" guy
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Blackleaf on December 11, 2020, 01:15:59 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 02, 2020, 08:58:39 PM
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As usual, Christians are showing Christ's love by discriminating against everyone who's different from them.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 11, 2020, 01:27:19 AM
Should say, any Christians buying one get tied to it and burned for heresy ;-)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Cassia on December 11, 2020, 11:03:05 AM
Jesus of Nazareth of Bethlehem, LOL. Hard to keep a web of lies straight.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: GSOgymrat on December 11, 2020, 11:33:32 AM
This is the first Christmas in my life that we haven't put up a tree or any indoor decorations. I'm working Christmas eve and Christmas night. We can't have anyone over for dinner or socializing. We aren't giving anyone gifts either. We are hoping next Christmas will be better.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 11, 2020, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 11, 2020, 11:33:32 AM
This is the first Christmas in my life that we haven't put up a tree or any indoor decorations. I'm working Christmas eve and Christmas night. We can't have anyone over for dinner or socializing. We aren't giving anyone gifts either. We are hoping next Christmas will be better.

Go Jewish ;-0 ... no pagan trees, gifts for 8 nights ... Hanukhah!
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 11, 2020, 11:43:09 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 11, 2020, 11:03:05 AM
Jesus of Nazareth of Bethlehem, LOL. Hard to keep a web of lies straight.

Karl Marx, NYT correspondent in London GB.  Hard to keep the liberals straight ;-)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Mike Cl on December 11, 2020, 11:52:59 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 11, 2020, 11:33:32 AM
This is the first Christmas in my life that we haven't put up a tree or any indoor decorations. I'm working Christmas eve and Christmas night. We can't have anyone over for dinner or socializing. We aren't giving anyone gifts either. We are hoping next Christmas will be better.
The two of us have decided we will decorate--and probably overdo it--for ourselves, since nobody else is going to see it, at least not in person.  Well, maybe my brother-in-law--but that's it.  My wife really likes the way the house looks when decorated (I'm fairly neutral about it), which means this year we may have a decorated house well into Jan. 
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 11, 2020, 04:01:56 PM
Related to the dad in Santa Clause?
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: CrowTRobot on December 22, 2020, 09:02:03 PM
I enjoy decorating, baking and crafting my ass off at Christmas.  My dad and ex died around Christmas and that has been difficult.  The holidays bring back so many memories- good and bad.  I was feeling sorry for myself a few weeks ago and I got myself out of it by shopping for Toys for Tots and dropping off groceries at a local food bank.  In Catholic school advent was a big deal and I totally bought into it.  Now I got an advent of dog treats for my terrier. 
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Blackleaf on December 23, 2020, 09:27:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZo4x0NbbI

A longie, but a goodie.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: the_antithesis on December 24, 2020, 01:33:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Cdqx1qFX8
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2020, 02:09:39 AM
To be fair, Oscar is homeless and penniless on the most commercial, wealth-displaying day of the year.  That'd make anyone a grouch!

He doesn't like Thanksgiving or Labor Day, because both make him feel inadequate - not being able to provide an extravagant feast and not being a part of the workforce.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 26, 2020, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 24, 2020, 02:09:39 AM
To be fair, Oscar is homeless and penniless on the most commercial, wealth-displaying day of the year.  That'd make anyone a grouch!

He doesn't like Thanksgiving or Labor Day, because both make him feel inadequate - not being able to provide an extravagant feast and not being a part of the workforce.

Not everyone gets to be part of the Victorian bourgeois, eh Tiny Tim?
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2020, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 24, 2020, 02:09:39 AM
To be fair, Oscar is homeless and penniless on the most commercial, wealth-displaying day of the year.  That'd make anyone a grouch!

He doesn't like Thanksgiving or Labor Day, because both make him feel inadequate - not being able to provide an extravagant feast and not being a part of the workforce.

None of that makes me feel inadequate, it makes me realize how inadequate most other people are...
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 26, 2020, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 26, 2020, 11:30:09 AM
None of that makes me feel inadequate, it makes me realize how inadequate most other people are...

As the one and only San Francisco Jesus, you are unique in your Father's love ;-)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 26, 2020, 11:36:34 AM
"8 Ways Magic Mushrooms Explain Santa Claus & The Christmas Tradition" ... "... the origin of Santa is actually the spirit of the Kamchadales and the Koryak Shaman from Siberia. These Shaman wore red clothing, with white accents in homage to the Fly Agaric mushroom..." ... religion originates in Stone Age necessity to reduce the stress of being a hunter/gather person being chased by a saber toothed cat.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2020, 05:22:35 PM
I've never had a father, so I have never had a father's love. And why, exactly, am I a "Jesus"? I'm just some guy, much like any other guy. And I never (well, seldom) speak in parables.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2020, 06:51:31 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 26, 2020, 05:22:35 PM
I've never had a father, so I have never had a father's love. And why, exactly, am I a "Jesus"? I'm just some guy, much like any other guy. And I never (well, seldom) speak in parables.
I had a Y-donor that lived in the house where I kept my stuff.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Cassia on December 27, 2020, 10:26:06 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2020, 06:51:31 AM
I had a Y-donor that lived in the house where I kept my stuff.
We were much more content when the Y-donor was gone. Maybe wasn't his fault as he was involved in a lot of gruesome combat. I guess absentee fathers are fairly common.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 27, 2020, 10:43:48 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 26, 2020, 05:22:35 PM
I've never had a father, so I have never had a father's love. And why, exactly, am I a "Jesus"? I'm just some guy, much like any other guy. And I never (well, seldom) speak in parables.

I would think as educated and smart as you clearly are, you would see the resemblance in a mirror (or a water puddle on the hard streets after a rain).  You aren't a San Francisco Catholic priest ... that isn't Jesus at all.  We all have many fathers, if there is any adult male you could look up to, at any age.  You can still choose a father (we choose, not our biological father, not our adoptive father ... we choose).  Same with choosing a mother superior ;-)  And that isn't even sex specific.  You could find such a person among the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence ;-))  If you truly hate everyone, then yes, you have no father/mother ... except transcendentally, in which case you are more Jesus than Jesus!

Yes, the Y-donor could be a bad influence.  And the X-donor also.  Life is precarious at best.  Of course if you didn't have an indulgent childhood in Beverly Hills, then you should go communist ;-)  Or if you were spoiled and your parents won't increase your allowance, then murder your parents (Menendez brothers).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ1TgMXqZ6Y

I am old enough to remember when there were no colored folk, just White and Black folk ;-)  My daughter's ancestors, on both sides, include poor folk from Tennessee.  In both sides, they moved to Heaven aka Texas.  But they over-shot and some ended up in hippie-heaven aka California ;-)
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Unbeliever on December 27, 2020, 06:24:05 PM
I walk on water every time it rains, just as does everyone else.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on December 27, 2020, 08:43:18 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 27, 2020, 06:24:05 PM
I walk on water every time it rains, just as does everyone else.

You are both Jesus and Peter, asking yourself "Who do I say "I Am"" ... I am satisfied with a lesser status, as Dionysius ;-P

The progression from Constantine to Dawkins ...

Catholicism is extreme paganism
Protestantism is extreme Catholicism
Quakerism is extreme Protestantism
Agnosticism is extreme Quakerism
Atheism is extreme agnosticism

So I am a throwback fundie ... all the way back to the Dionysia ;-)

"Madness and Modernism: Insanity in the Light of Modern Art, Literature, and Thought" by Louis Sass throws modernism and post-modernism in the toilet ... they are ideological insanities.
Title: Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
Post by: Baruch on January 03, 2021, 12:08:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVGfT2Xyxk

This truly caught my spirit ;-))