Title: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Cassia on July 27, 2020, 10:47:19 PM
Post by: Cassia on July 27, 2020, 10:47:19 PM
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman...?
_______________________None
How many white cops does it take to throw a black man down the stairwell?
________________________None. He fell.
Holy Buddha Balls, Jesus Fucking Mother of Christ, that was in poor taste......
_______________________None
How many white cops does it take to throw a black man down the stairwell?
________________________None. He fell.
Holy Buddha Balls, Jesus Fucking Mother of Christ, that was in poor taste......
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 27, 2020, 11:36:41 PM
Post by: Mike Cl on July 27, 2020, 11:36:41 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 27, 2020, 10:47:19 PMAre these like elephant jokes?? Or the ethnic jokes I heard (and repeated) decades ago? Like--Why do flies have wings? To beat the Italians to the garbage can. Or what does the bride and groom wear to a Polish wedding? A bowling shirt. Or what is the smallest book in the world? The book of French war heroes. Sub your fav. ethnic group at will.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman...?
_______________________None
How many white cops does it take to throw a black man down the stairwell?
________________________None. He fell.
Holy Buddha Balls, Jesus Fucking Mother of Christ, that was in poor taste......
Or armless, legless man jokes. What do you call an armless, legless man in a swimming pool? Bob. What do you call an armless legless man on your porch? Matt. And on and on.....................
I think that is enough history for awhile. :)
Wait a minute, more jokes in poor taste. Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? So they can jump through trees raping monkeys. What is the worst sound a monkey can hear? Sprong, sprong...........................
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:58:01 AM
Post by: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:58:01 AM
A non-joke or an anti-joke is a joke with a setup but no punchline. It sets your expectations for something funny and gives no pay off, thereby somehow being funny anyway. I could have sworn there was a thread for this before...
For example: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
[spoiler]A stab wound.[/spoiler]
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
[spoiler]Get in the car.[/spoiler]
How do you confuse a blonde?
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[spoiler]Blind.[/spoiler]
For example: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
[spoiler]A stab wound.[/spoiler]
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
[spoiler]Get in the car.[/spoiler]
How do you confuse a blonde?
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[spoiler]Blind.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 03:15:19 AM
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 03:15:19 AM
How do you confuse a blonde?
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
I don't get this one.
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
I don't get this one.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Cassia on July 28, 2020, 05:55:53 AM
Post by: Cassia on July 28, 2020, 05:55:53 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:58:01 AM
A non-joke or an anti-joke is a joke with a setup but no punchline. It sets your expectations for something funny and gives no pay off, thereby somehow being funny anyway. I could have sworn there was a thread for this before...
For example: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
[spoiler]A stab wound.[/spoiler]
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
[spoiler]Get in the car.[/spoiler]
How do you confuse a blonde?
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[spoiler]Blind.[/spoiler]
Oh, I really like non-jokes
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Cassia on July 28, 2020, 09:06:13 AM
Post by: Cassia on July 28, 2020, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 03:15:19 AMThat is the joke, you don't need to be blonde to be confused, LOL
How do you confuse a blonde?
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
I don't get this one.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 09:09:55 AM
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 09:09:55 AM
Quote from: Cassia on July 28, 2020, 09:06:13 AM
That is the joke, you don't need to be blonde to be confused, LOL
Ah...LOLOLOL Thanks.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Baruch on July 28, 2020, 11:20:52 AM
Post by: Baruch on July 28, 2020, 11:20:52 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 03:15:19 AM
How do you confuse a blonde?
[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]
I don't get this one.
More blondes go on a diet? The guy is pretending to be a salad?
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:54:49 PM
Post by: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:54:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nm61MvsVwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZh9bJUtD6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJj5kgVYd4
I'd argue some of these aren't technically anti-jokes, because they do actually have a punchline, but they're still funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZh9bJUtD6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJj5kgVYd4
I'd argue some of these aren't technically anti-jokes, because they do actually have a punchline, but they're still funny.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Baruch on July 28, 2020, 01:23:05 PM
Post by: Baruch on July 28, 2020, 01:23:05 PM
Evil chicken from Brooklyn. Wonder why I hate NYC? Because a tsunami hasn't sunk it yet.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Mike Cl on July 28, 2020, 01:33:48 PM
Post by: Mike Cl on July 28, 2020, 01:33:48 PM
Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end..................................
you would die.
you would die.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Unbeliever on July 28, 2020, 03:13:30 PM
Post by: Unbeliever on July 28, 2020, 03:13:30 PM
What do you call a qudruple amputee in the sky over Baghdad?
Sam
Sam
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 30, 2020, 01:32:46 PM
Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 30, 2020, 01:32:46 PM
Maybe not exactly a non-joke.
But you ask: 'hey, what is the difference between a grade-schooler and a hooker? '
When they say, I don' t know, you reply with something along the lines of 'oh my god, you sick fuck'.
But you ask: 'hey, what is the difference between a grade-schooler and a hooker? '
When they say, I don' t know, you reply with something along the lines of 'oh my god, you sick fuck'.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Baruch on July 30, 2020, 03:28:00 PM
Post by: Baruch on July 30, 2020, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 30, 2020, 01:32:46 PM
Maybe not exactly a non-joke.
But you ask: 'hey, what is the difference between a grade-schooler and a hooker? '
When they say, I don' t know, you reply with something along the lines of 'oh my god, you sick fuck'.
No, reply "I knew you weren't dead yet, Jeffrey"
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Draconic Aiur on August 05, 2020, 02:07:31 AM
Post by: Draconic Aiur on August 05, 2020, 02:07:31 AM
QuoteGot a None Joke?
Naan at all.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Baruch on August 05, 2020, 08:50:27 AM
Post by: Baruch on August 05, 2020, 08:50:27 AM
Quote from: Draconic Aiur on August 05, 2020, 02:07:31 AM
Naan at all.
Making fun of Hindu bread?
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Blackleaf on August 05, 2020, 10:33:09 AM
Post by: Blackleaf on August 05, 2020, 10:33:09 AM
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2020, 12:11:00 PM
Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2020, 12:11:00 PM
I don't always think midget comedians are hilarious, but I always think they're a little funny.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Draconic Aiur on August 05, 2020, 03:47:15 PM
Post by: Draconic Aiur on August 05, 2020, 03:47:15 PM
Quote from: Baruch on August 05, 2020, 08:50:27 AM
Making fun of Hindu bread?
It's a pun.
Title: Re: Got a None Joke?
Post by: Baruch on August 05, 2020, 03:54:24 PM
Post by: Baruch on August 05, 2020, 03:54:24 PM
Quote from: Draconic Aiur on August 05, 2020, 03:47:15 PM
It's a pun.
As long as it isn't a Puna (Indian location)