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Title: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 08, 2017, 05:09:41 PM
Introducing Braco the gazer..
Hell, I could stand there doing absolutely nothing and people would pay for the honor of being in my presence..

I too could stand and stare at the wall doing absolutely nothing else for hours on end..
https://youtu.be/yWWxnbDNSLI

How do ya get a gig like this? 
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 08, 2017, 08:35:27 PM
Well, you may have missed that boat, but you could still find fame and fortune as a geezer.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 08, 2017, 08:40:56 PM
Most people spend their day gazing at their smart phones.  I don't see why this guy is such a big deal.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: Cavebear on December 09, 2017, 04:29:03 AM
I would guess it takes 1,000 suckers to keep a scammer like that in business.  And considering how many scammers there are out there, that is a LOT of suckers. 

Granted, there may be overlap where the same sucker helps support multiple scammers.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 09, 2017, 09:22:11 AM
A gazer is like a seer that doesn't do anything.  He couldn't make it as a seer so all he does is gaze.  People are too easily impressed.

Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 09, 2017, 09:26:05 AM
I've seen drunks do something similar just before they pass out.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: GSOgymrat on December 09, 2017, 09:39:35 AM
When I see videos like this or of religious services it reminds me that so many people are looking for some kind of transcendence or to share an emotional experience with other people.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: Baruch on December 09, 2017, 10:04:46 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 09, 2017, 09:39:35 AM
When I see videos like this or of religious services it reminds me that so many people are looking for some kind of transcendence or to share an emotional experience with other people.

Sharing an emotion experience ... is called bonding.  Anti-social types can't do it.  A few may seek transcendence, but it is best to do it alone, not in your company break room.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: aitm on December 10, 2017, 08:51:29 PM
..insert PT Barnum quote...
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 11, 2017, 09:32:00 AM
If he gazes at me like that, I'll kick his ass.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: Cavebear on December 12, 2017, 01:58:01 AM
Quote from: SGOS on December 09, 2017, 09:26:05 AM
I've seen drunks do something similar just before they pass out.

Maybe its that unfocused look in the eyes...
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 12, 2017, 08:57:20 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on December 12, 2017, 01:58:01 AM
Maybe its that unfocused look in the eyes...
I think that's what I'm seeing too.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: GSOgymrat on December 12, 2017, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on December 12, 2017, 01:58:01 AM
Maybe its that unfocused look in the eyes...

He's channeling an Afghan hound, which happens to be the least intelligent of dog breeds.

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/afghan-hound-closeup-picture-id200516970-001?s=612x612)

Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 12, 2017, 10:23:03 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 12, 2017, 09:51:52 AM
He's channeling an Afghan hound, which happens to be the least intelligent of dog breeds.
You must have searched for hours to find that.  Actually, the hound may appear to be slightly more alert, but it's very close.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: SGOS on December 12, 2017, 10:32:31 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on December 12, 2017, 01:58:01 AM
Maybe its that unfocused look in the eyes...
A good gaze can't be too intense.  You're not really looking at anything.  You don't want to seem like you're paying close attention.  You're gazing, possibly while reminiscing about a special memory like last night's MacDonald's hamburger.  That's a good gaze.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: Baruch on December 12, 2017, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: SGOS on December 12, 2017, 10:32:31 AM
A good gaze can't be too intense.  You're not really looking at anything.  You don't want to seem like you're paying close attention.  You're gazing, possibly while reminiscing about a special memory like last night's MacDonald's hamburger.  That's a good gaze.

Staring at other people is a form of aggression.  Animals interpret staring as a prelude to physical attack.  If the predator is a cat, and shuffles his rear end ... attack in immanent.
Title: Re: AhHA! I missed my calling as a gazer
Post by: Cavebear on December 15, 2017, 02:14:32 AM
Quote from: SGOS on December 12, 2017, 10:32:31 AM
A good gaze can't be too intense.  You're not really looking at anything.  You don't want to seem like you're paying close attention.  You're gazing, possibly while reminiscing about a special memory like last night's MacDonald's hamburger.  That's a good gaze.

The difference between gazing and staring can be quite important.  The antelope gazes out at the horizon; the cheetah stares at dinner. 

Oddly, an old memory.  I was in my 1st apartment with 4 other guys.  One guy was always hungry for pizza; another worked at a pizza place.  The first guy looked at pizza with longing; the other looked at one with jaded boredom.