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Title: Lost child
Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 24, 2017, 08:14:11 AM
'Customer announcement. We have found a special boy, approximately 70 years old, who tells us his name is Donald. Donald has been wandering about the airport a bit lost and is a bit far from home. He says he lives 'by the big wall'.
He seems a bit tired and confused and he's not making a lot of sense. He's being a brave lad though, yet wishes his caretaker could come and get him. If you are with Donald, please report to the nearest customer service desk and make sure Donald finds his way home as soon as possible.
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http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/News/1.2987662 (http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/News/1.2987662)

'We'd rather not have him here.'
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: SGOS on May 24, 2017, 10:31:09 AM
Glad to share our fearless leader with Europe as an example of America's finest.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2017, 11:03:35 AM
Hmmmm, four years older than me. I guess I need to stock up on guns.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: SGOS on May 24, 2017, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2017, 11:03:35 AM
Hmmmm, four years older than me. I guess I need to stock up on guns.
If you don't own a gun, you're a nobody.  No one will respect you, and they will try to steal your stuff.  However, we had a rash of burglaries in my neighborhood a couple of years ago.  Reports indicated they were mostly interested electronics and guns.  So if you own a gun, they will steal that too.  You just can't win.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2017, 11:29:51 AM
Quote from: SGOS on May 24, 2017, 11:11:33 AM
If you don't own a gun, you're a nobody.  No one will respect you, and they will try to steal your stuff.  However, we had a rash of burglaries in my neighborhood a couple of years ago.  Reports indicated they were mostly interested electronics and guns.  So if you own a gun, they will steal that too.  You just can win.
I killed people for $247/month when I was a young man. Got better at it with practice. Practiced on thieves.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: SGOS on May 24, 2017, 11:32:10 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2017, 11:29:51 AM
I killed people for $247/month when I was a young man. Got better at it with practice. Practiced on thieves.
I don't think you could hire a decent hit man for $247.
Edit:  these days, anyway.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: SoldierofFortune on May 24, 2017, 11:41:03 AM
He is not lost.
He know very well what he is doing.
I do not understand why you are making fun of him.
He just implements the global politics as the president of the U.S.A.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 24, 2017, 12:04:52 PM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on May 24, 2017, 11:41:03 AM
He is not lost.
He know very well what he is doing.
I do not understand why you are making fun of him.
He just implements the global politics as the president of the U.S.A.

If you think me a serious man, you don't know me very well.

No one is above mockery.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2017, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: SGOS on May 24, 2017, 11:32:10 AM
I don't think you could hire a decent hit man for $247.
Edit:  these days, anyway.
I volunteered.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Baruch on May 24, 2017, 12:52:36 PM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on May 24, 2017, 11:41:03 AM
He is not lost.
He know very well what he is doing.
I do not understand why you are making fun of him.
He just implements the global politics as the president of the U.S.A.

Needs to check in with the Pope, QE II, and the rest of the Bilderbergers.  Ronald McDonald is the secret head of their organizations ;-)  You will buy a Big Mac, or we will invade you!
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Unbeliever on May 24, 2017, 04:41:30 PM
Quote from: SGOS on May 24, 2017, 11:11:33 AM
If you don't own a gun, you're a nobody.
I've seen a bumper sticker that says:

A man with a gun is a citizen - a man without a gun is a subject

Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Baruch on May 24, 2017, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 24, 2017, 04:41:30 PM
I've seen a bumper sticker that says:

A man with a gun is a citizen - a man without a gun is a subject

Bad grammar ... a man with a gun is a predicate ...

Either way, you are Cheeta's dim witted cousin.  In PC Hollywood, the new Tarzan movie has Tarzan saying, "me Jane, you Tarzan" ;-)
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2017, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 24, 2017, 04:41:30 PM
I've seen a bumper sticker that says:

A man with a gun is a citizen - a man without a gun is a subject


A man with a gun is a problem waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: fencerider on May 26, 2017, 12:48:56 AM
now there are psychologist talking about Trump. They say he is not alright in the head. Some say he is showing signs of the diseases of old age. Some say that he is obviously crazy.

oh and today Ronald Reagan Jr said he is not alright in the head and that makes him the greatest threat to the security of the U.S.A.

ya think??? I don't know if his head is messed up or if he's just a dumb bunny, but either way he is a very serious threat to the U.S.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Baruch on May 26, 2017, 09:44:52 AM
Quote from: fencerider on May 26, 2017, 12:48:56 AM
now there are psychologist talking about Trump. They say he is not alright in the head. Some say he is showing signs of the diseases of old age. Some say that he is obviously crazy.

oh and today Ronald Reagan Jr said he is not alright in the head and that makes him the greatest threat to the security of the U.S.A.

ya think??? I don't know if his head is messed up or if he's just a dumb bunny, but either way he is a very serious threat to the U.S.

And Hillary is not right, after falling down.  Maybe stroke?  So maybe ... elect younger people, but not too young.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: SGOS on May 26, 2017, 11:32:06 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 26, 2017, 09:44:52 AM
And Hillary is not right, after falling down.  Maybe stroke?  So maybe ... elect younger people, but not too young.
Certainly no younger than eleven, anyway.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Baruch on May 26, 2017, 02:09:27 PM
Catching virtual Pokemon is a recent fad.  Can we convert that learned skill into something useful, or militarize it?
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: fencerider on May 26, 2017, 08:01:41 PM
um ya people are dumb enough to be playin pokemon-go at 1am.... walking down dark streets alone looking for pokemon


Hillary was a horrible candidate, but compared to Trump she was a gem....

she was a screw-up. he was an idiot. I voted against both of them
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Baruch on May 27, 2017, 05:43:32 AM
Quote from: fencerider on May 26, 2017, 08:01:41 PM
um ya people are dumb enough to be playin pokemon-go at 1am.... walking down dark streets alone looking for pokemon


Hillary was a horrible candidate, but compared to Trump she was a gem....

she was a screw-up. he was an idiot. I voted against both of them

Some people here think that Hillary had a gay-atheist ray gun, and was going to go around and turn everyone atheist and gay ;-)  And these people think they are scientific.  All candidates are bad, I am likely to resume ... not voting ... unless the Clintons continue to seek national office ad infinitum .. in which case I will continue to vote against Satan.
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Cavebear on May 31, 2017, 11:18:55 AM
Clinton was a weak campaigner who would have been a good President.  Can you imagine her ruining our alliances and global treaties?

Trump was a great campaigner who is likely to become the worst President we have ever had.

And we HAVE been had...

Trump's problem is not only that he has little conception of governing, that he has no experience, that he treats every meeting with braggadocio.  His real problem is that the very concept of accountability is just completely beyond him.   

He truly does not understand that what he said last month matters.  This is a sign of a truly disturbed and unsettled individual.  Neither yesterday nor tomorrow exist for him.  The NOW is all that matters.  It is one thing to be tactical in the moment.  Some Generals are very skilled at that in times that matter.  It is an entirely different thing to be tactical in the merest second. 

His staff does not know how to react to his statements because Trump himself does not know in any given second what his next statement will be.  This is after a few months.  What will a YEAR be like?
Title: Re: Lost child
Post by: Baruch on May 31, 2017, 12:51:01 PM
Trump is the smoke and mirrors.  President Pence will take care of things, while everyone is focused on Trump.