I am Sylar and I am here to inform you that you all are going to hell.
Don't worry, that's where all the booze and hookers are going to be... and we're going to have a great time (read that last one with an Irish accent).
I've been here for a while now, so this is a late introduction. I like to survey the forum, see if I like it and fit in, before writing an introduction. I figure, if I'm not gunna stick around why waste my time?
I am an atheist, so that makes me really unique around here.
My background is kind of an unholy combination of Roman Catholic and Jew. My mum is Lebanese, my dad is Italian-American. They met in Lebanon, when my dad was a soldier with United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon. My home growing up was mostly Catholic, but I grew into Jewish culture as an adult, during my college years. Never cared for fairytales in either, though.
I currently live in California.
I think that about covers my background, but feel free to ask anything.
How do we solve the energy-crisis?
Welcome, formally, to our little band of heathens.
Yeah, I noticed that you slipped in without an introduction, but for some reason, I never called you on it. I must be going soft. Either way, you seem to have proven that you're not a troll. So welcome to the forum.
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on March 29, 2017, 01:59:06 AM
Yeah, I noticed that you slipped in without an introduction, but for some reason, I never called you on it. I must be going soft. Either way, you seem to have proven that you're not a troll. So welcome to the forum.
I simply figured he'd always been there. He's had a very gentle way of easing himself into our hearts.
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 29, 2017, 02:02:12 AM
I simply figured he'd always been there. He's had a very gentle way of easing himself into our hearts.
He's always been here like the end of infinite regression, an entity without a previous cause.
I have a cat that craps on the garage floor. This is the only introduction to me you will ever need.
Does your cat crap on your garage floor?
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 29, 2017, 09:27:18 AM
I have a cat that craps on the garage floor. This is the only introduction to me you will ever need.
Does your cat crap on your garage floor?
According to forum protocol, the question should be, "How often does your cat crap and fart?"
Quote from: SGOS on March 29, 2017, 09:29:19 AM
According to forum protocol, the question should be, "How often does your cat crap and fart?"
As coined by whatshisface.. Damned..my memory for names sucks..
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 29, 2017, 09:27:18 AM
I have a cat that craps on the garage floor. This is the only introduction to me you will ever need.
Does your cat crap on your garage floor?
My cat craps in her box. Don't have a garage. For awhile, didn't even have a car. Winning, American style!
Thanks all!
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 29, 2017, 01:53:42 AM
How do we solve the energy-crisis?
Welcome, formally, to our little band of heathens.
I would use APA's methane-producing cat and punish her for crapping on garage floor by linking its feces canal to a gas harvesting mechanism.
This forum is going to shit....
Quote from: aitm on April 03, 2017, 09:23:08 PM
This forum is going to shit....
Going to the dogs, but nothing wrong with that ;-)
Quote from: Sylar on March 29, 2017, 01:40:42 AM
I am an atheist, so that makes me really unique around here.
Yeah, hardly any atheists around here fer sure. We are all just pretending. What would you like to discuss? The Revelation, Redemption? I'm up for being reborn, myself.
I used to think I was born again, then realized that I just grew up.