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QuoteHow's this for your protein shake: fructose sugar, water, ascorbic acid, citric acid, enzymes, protein, zinc and more. Those are nutrients found in human male ejaculate.
New research found that numerous species consume semen for its health benefits, and human seed might as well be viable as a superfood, Discovery News reports.
Female squid, for example, consume excess sperm as if it were food. So do carrion flies, certain types of leeches, picture wing flies and other creatures.
For the first time, scientists have started tracking how these species utilize the nutrients in sperm. The study was published in the journal Biology Letters by lead author Benjamin Wegener, a researcher at Monash University in Australia.
That doesn't necessarily mean humans should start feasting during foreplay, but if we did, there are plenty of resources out there to make the experience more enjoyable.
There's "Semenology," a book dedicated for the bartender in your life who also happens to enjoy concocting semen cocktails. "Natural Harvest," on the other hand, is a collection of semen-based recipes (and is actually getting good reviews). Heck, Heather Locklear says it has anti-aging benefits.
And I, for one, am not going to call Heather Locklear a liar.
SCIENCE BITCH!!
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That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.
I submit my unique nutritional benefits for the entire female popu?ation of earth... Except the fat ugly ones..
Yeah, I know.. I'm a hater. Get over it.. :roll:
He said a protein shake! How much are we talking here? Half a pint?
With the best will in the world that could take a while. :rollin:
Meh... eggs have been tasty for eons.
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:-& I am an ovolactovegetarian, and your post has made me question my egg consumption. #-o :)
Finally! A good reason for woman to swallow. :wink: Bill
Ya know I've tried to share this little tidbit of knowledge with women who say 'icky' - who don't believe in blowjobs and such.... but they just say they'll go buy a protein shake if they really want one. *shrug* This 'news' actually came out about 20 years ago.
I bet they think cunnilingus is icky too. When I was much younger I was known for my tongue (Best Kisser In The West), and had a woman say she felt so dirty after. Talk about kill the mood. I still think Puritism is with us. If two people are clean and enjoy something, how could it be wrong. There isn't enough pleasures in life to me. Is this why some Priest and men are pedophiles because they don't have enough pleasures? :-k Bill
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QuoteNew research found that numerous species consume semen for its health benefits, and human seed might as well be viable as a superfood, Discovery News reports.
Finally a justification for the movie "1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz". This is a boon to Bob Zicari's advertising...
Yeah? So are brussel sprouts, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuckin' eat them any time soon.
Besides, I find a lot of these studies dubious, especially when the word "superfood" is used.
I should maybe have posted this in Enter The Darkness.........
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"Ya know I've tried to share this little tidbit of knowledge with women who say 'icky' - who don't believe in blowjobs and such.... but they just say they'll go buy a protein shake if they really want one. *shrug* This 'news' actually came out about 20 years ago.
Is not believing in blow jobs like not believing in God? Like, they don't exist?
When I see shit like this it always makes want find a brick wall and bang my head on it until the thinking stops.
Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out the nutritional benefits of semen and also find out if there any species of animals that consume semen. Why? Because we're boys and we like blowjobs and we want more of them.
Grant Writer: Sounds like a winner, here's your check.
Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out what kinds of miracle cures can be had from the use of stem cells. Why? Because stem cells can do amazing things and have amazing benefits for all of man kind if we can figure out how to work with them
Grant Writer: You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you DIE!!!!!
Quote from: "Johan"When I see shit like this it always makes want find a brick wall and bang my head on it until the thinking stops.
Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out the nutritional benefits of semen and also find out if there any species of animals that consume semen. Why? Because we're boys and we like blowjobs and we want more of them.
Grant Writer: Sounds like a winner, here's your check.
Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out what kinds of miracle cures can be had from the use of stem cells. Why? Because stem cells can do amazing things and have amazing benefits for all of man kind if we can figure out how to work with them
Grant Writer: You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you DIE!!!!!
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Quote from: "Johan"When I see shit like this it always makes want find a brick wall and bang my head on it until the thinking stops.
Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out the nutritional benefits of semen and also find out if there any species of animals that consume semen. Why? Because we're boys and we like blowjobs and we want more of them.
Grant Writer: Sounds like a winner, here's your check.
Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out what kinds of miracle cures can be had from the use of stem cells. Why? Because stem cells can do amazing things and have amazing benefits for all of man kind if we can figure out how to work with them
Grant Writer: You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you DIE!!!!!
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Quote from: "stromboli"That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.
Done. Let's see what she says :P
Quote from: "Plu"Quote from: "stromboli"That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.
Done. Let's see what she says :P
She said "But it still tastes bad!".
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Quote from: "Plu"Quote from: "Plu"Quote from: "stromboli"That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.
Done. Let's see what she says :P
She said "But it still tastes bad!".
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who loves ya baby?
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I know a lady (who shall remain nameless) who can tell right off the bat how the guy is going to taste and if, (if she was interested in him) she would consider giving him a BJ. If he drinks beer, not so much, dark beer, not at all. Straight whiskeys, maybe, water only, most likely but if he is drinking water at a party or a pub he probably is an ex alchy and they can be soooo much drama so why bother?
Hmm. Sounds like one up for teetotaling vegetarians. First blowjob I got was in Scotland from a woman with the nickname "Main Induction Mary". We were both really drunk. Don't recall comments on the taste.
Its the not the woman complaining about the taste of semen that bothers me about blowjobs. Its the mace in my eyes. What should I eat to stop that part? :-o
Quote from: "Johan"Its the not the woman complaining about the taste of semen that bothers me about blowjobs. Its the mace in my eyes. What should I eat to stop that part? :-o
Foods high in iron. (Then you can spit bullets.)