1. Because I feel Insecure without God
2. I can’t control how I feel without God
3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
4. Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
5. Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
6. Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
7. Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
8. Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
9. Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
10. Because many people are religious
11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
12. But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
13. Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
14. Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
15. Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
17. Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
18. Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
19. Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
20. Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
21. Which God?- I Believe the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
22. The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity.
23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
---ThePrick
Current Catholic Prophecy Watch: God is about to punish the world, such as one has never seen before, the chastisement is estimated by some theologians that it will begin 2017. This is not an end of the world punishment, but a punishment for the world for its apostasy including those apostate paedophile priests in the church. The Church is in a tribulation but will soon triumph against all her enemies. The west was a very decent Catholic Christian civilization now look at what mess it’s like today. It’s coming. Our Lady said, “to prevent this, I shall come to ask for the Consecration of Russia to My Immaculate Heartâ€, and that if this were done, Russia would be converted and a period of peace given to the world. Yet the 7 Popes have failed to consecrate Russia Properly.
Our Lady also warned that if Her requests were not granted, “Russia will spread its errors throughout the world, raising up wars and persecutions of the Church. The good will be martyred, the Holy Father will have much to suffer and various nations will be annihilated.â€â€"Prophecy in progress➟
Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 07:33:37 AM
Our Lady also warned that if Her requests were not granted, “Russia will spread its errors throughout the world, raising up wars and persecutions of the Church. The good will be martyred, the Holy Father will have much to suffer and various nations will be annihilated.â€â€"Prophecy in progress➟
What did the lady say about the USA and various nations suffering from its international policies, mass destruction for the last 60 years?
You're kidding, right?
Anyways, "Welcome" to AF.
I wasn't Kidding look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy43yskCyLQ
Quote23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
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Quote3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
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also, your using Alex Jones to try and make your point, yeah.. not doing yourself that many favors from the get go here.
OP, are you some sort of poe?
Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 07:33:37 AM
16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
I mean that^. You are declared a poe. And obviously you are a het man. Sex lasting 5 minutes? Aw. :pai:
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2016, 08:32:03 AM
OP, are you some sort of poe?
Yes, Because I couldn't get to you otherwise.
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Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 09:01:28 AM
Yes, Because I couldn't get to you otherwise.
You didn't get to me, I am the messenger. I have been texted to tell that you are a poe. He is watching you.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2016, 09:04:56 AM
You didn't get to me, I am the messenger. I have been texted to tell that you are a poe. He is watching you.
Is that good or bad?
Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 09:05:58 AM
Is that good or bad?
I have no idea. My reaction to your OP was my first post. Then I recieved 'the message' and I had no choice but posting it. It's out of my hands.
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The Gay Flag, in the background reminds me something.
Gay flag is rainbow, showing LGBT freedom, according to the Bible The rainbow is a contract from God to mankind. In this contract, God gives humanity his Word that he will never again flood the entire earth â€" no matter what.
Therefore when we see Thousands of homosexuals marching in the streets with the Rainbow as their flag â€" they are essentially implying that they are proud of their sexual immorality whether God likes it or not â€" while simultaneously reminding God of the contract that he made with humanity never to flood the earth again.
But why did God flood the earth?
It was in this time that God decided to flood the earth, but there was 1 man on the planet who found favor in God’s eyes … Noah. (Gen 6:5-8)
(Genesis 6:5) And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
(Genesis 6:6) And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
(Genesis 6:7) And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
(Genesis 6:8) But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.
So because Noah found grace in his eyes â€" God instructed Noah to build an ark for him and his family. Once the ark was built Noah and his family entered the ark â€" thereby being saved from God’s judgement upon the earth.
The Rainbow flag actually mocks God.
Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 07:33:37 AM
1. Because I feel Insecure without God
D'aawwww
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2. I can’t control how I feel without God
I'm betting you can't control how you feel in any case. Feeling run free. Actions are what you control.
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3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
That's okay. You can not believe in God and still be your namesake.
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4. Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
I see your point. It takes great devotion to keep fooling yourself into thinking there's good reasons for believing there is a God.
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5. Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
Sorry you have shit parents and/or were a shit-kid.
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6. Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
That goes away when you've eaten enough babies.
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7. Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
Well sorry! Where else are we going to get a steady supply of tasty babies from?! Be reasonable.
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8. Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
... Because you have a lot of sinners in you?
giggity
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9. Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
I wouldn't want to go to you neither. I don't really want anything to do with you. Fair point.
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10. Because many people are religious
Many people are sheep. A shepherd is not kind to his flock. Be fooled not
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11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
Sorry you are a shit-person, again.
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12. But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
Glad that you are a slightly-less shit-person than I thought before, though only marginally. So sorry that you're still a shit-person.
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13. Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
That's okay, I don't understand it either. I just think it makes sense that Darwin's farts started everything. That's how much I understand evolution and big-bang theory. It makes sense to me. I need not look further.
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14. Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
Ah yes; rule 34, hatefull flame wars, anonymous assholes, hate, ... I see your point.
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15. Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
Yeah, but now I'm on Satan's good side. And he has cookies!
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16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
Sucks for your partner.
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17. Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
And they can que up behind the extraterrestrial abducties.
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18. Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
Point is finding one in favor of him.
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19. Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
I'm suspecting you are the highest, if you think that makes sense.
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20. Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
Good for you. If only you could make others feel the same
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21. Which God?- I Believe the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ig533RJgGg
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ig533RJgGg)
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22. The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity.
USA! USA!
No seriously, thanks for giving me a reason to be glad we'll be surpassed economically in a few short decades.
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23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
He's got us guys. He's got us good. He knows we know. Whatever will we do?
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Current Catholic Prophecy Watch: God is about to punish the world, such as one has never seen before, the chastisement is estimated by some theologians that it will begin 2017. This is not an end of the world punishment, but a punishment for the world for its apostasy including those apostate paedophile priests in the church. The Church is in a tribulation but will soon triumph against all her enemies. The west was a very decent Catholic Christian civilization now look at what mess it’s like today. It’s coming. Our Lady said, “to prevent this, I shall come to ask for the Consecration of Russia to My Immaculate Heartâ€, and that if this were done, Russia would be converted and a period of peace given to the world. Yet the 7 Popes have failed to consecrate Russia Properly.
Our Lady also warned that if Her requests were not granted, “Russia will spread its errors throughout the world, raising up wars and persecutions of the Church. The good will be martyred, the Holy Father will have much to suffer and various nations will be annihilated.â€â€"Prophecy in progress➟
All in all rating: 3/10 unimpressive troll
tl;dr seemed like a whiny ass anyway.
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on October 21, 2016, 09:24:31 AM
D'aawwww
I'm betting you can't control how you feel in any case. Feeling run free. Actions are what you control.
That's okay. You can not believe in God and still be your namesake.
I see your point. It takes great devotion to keep fooling yourself into thinking there's good reasons for believing there is a God.
Sorry you have shit parents and/or were a shit-kid.
That goes away when you've eaten enough babies.
Well sorry! Where else are we going to get a steady supply of tasty babies from?! Be reasonable.
... Because you have a lot of sinners in you?
giggity
I wouldn't want to go to you neither. I don't really want anything to do with you. Fair point.
Many people are sheep. A shepherd is not kind to his flock. Be fooled not
Sorry you are a shit-person, again.
Glad that you are a slightly-less shit-person than I thought before, though only marginally. So sorry that you're still a shit-person.
That's okay, I don't understand it either. I just think it makes sense that Darwin's farts started everything. That's how much I understand evolution and big-bang theory. It makes sense to me. I need not look further.
Ah yes; rule 34, hatefull flame wars, anonymous assholes, hate, ... I see your point.
Yeah, but now I'm on Satan's good side. And he has cookies!
Sucks for your partner.
And they can que up behind the extraterrestrial abducties.
Point is finding one in favor of him.
I'm suspecting you are the highest, if you think that makes sense.
Good for you. If only you could make others feel the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ig533RJgGg
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USA! USA!
No seriously, thanks for giving me a reason to be glad we'll be surpassed economically in a few short decades.
He's got us guys. He's got us good. He knows we know. Whatever will we do?
All in all rating: 3/10 unimpressive troll
So did you Win?
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Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 09:29:41 AM
So did you Win?
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oh we got one of these ones, you know, the religious guy who thinks he can be more edgy with using memes, yet still believes in a thing that can't be explained as real.
We've had your sort before here, your not really bringing anything new to the table.
oh btw.
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To put it like stephen fry did, if god was real, why would I want to follow such a disgusting creature as him?
Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 07:33:37 AM
1. Because I feel Insecure without God
You're a coward. Got it.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2016, 08:40:53 AM
I mean that^. You are declared a poe. And obviously you are a het man. Sex lasting 5 minutes? Aw. :pai:
I know right. Who's this guy think he is anyway, Superman? :wink:
You have the wrong forum for a few different reasons.
Hmmm... Too obvious to be a troll. I'm thinking sock puppet.
5 minutes for sex, and you are complaining? I would be happy if it lasted less than 30 or so...
Could be a troll. Or a theist who is truthful. Most likely he/she is a Trumpette. They are dumber than trolls. Kind of reminds me of the little story--The Three Billy Goats Gruff; with HRC being the big Billy Goat Gruff and The Donald the troll under the bridge. In any case, this troll/trumpette is aptly named.
Quote from: ThePrick on October 21, 2016, 07:33:37 AM
1. Because I feel Insecure without God
2. I can’t control how I feel without God
3. Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
4. Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
5. Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
6. Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
7. Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
8. Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
9. Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
10. Because many people are religious
11. Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
12. But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
13. Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
14. Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
15. Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
16. Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
17. Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
18. Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
19. Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
20. Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
21. Which God?- I Believe the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
22. The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity.
23. I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
---ThePrick
Current Catholic Prophecy Watch: God is about to punish the world, such as one has never seen before, the chastisement is estimated by some theologians that it will begin 2017. This is not an end of the world punishment, but a punishment for the world for its apostasy including those apostate paedophile priests in the church. The Church is in a tribulation but will soon triumph against all her enemies. The west was a very decent Catholic Christian civilization now look at what mess it’s like today. It’s coming. Our Lady said, “to prevent this, I shall come to ask for the Consecration of Russia to My Immaculate Heartâ€, and that if this were done, Russia would be converted and a period of peace given to the world. Yet the 7 Popes have failed to consecrate Russia Properly.
Our Lady also warned that if Her requests were not granted, “Russia will spread its errors throughout the world, raising up wars and persecutions of the Church. The good will be martyred, the Holy Father will have much to suffer and various nations will be annihilated.â€â€"Prophecy in progress➟
You are a troll, right? Because your post is too stupid otherwise...
Quote from: Shiranu on October 21, 2016, 07:31:24 PM
5 minutes for sex, and you are complaining? I would be happy if it lasted less than 30 or so...
Oh that is bad but, You know what?
Am not worried in the slightest, because after I get to heaven and after you convert to the Catholic faith. I know that I'll be going to a place more pleasurable than anything imaginable on earth and there will be billion times more pleasurable and fun things in heaven other than sex. True earth is boring but am not worried that I am missing any fun here because it's nothing compared to the fun and joy I will have in heaven. With the choirs and angels and saints. Meeting God and I am excited! :D
For No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.â€1 Corinthians 2:9
Quote from: ThePrick on October 22, 2016, 05:19:31 AM
For No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.â€1 Corinthians 2:9
I am guessing god is giving head to everyone?
And people who claimed to know a deity said the world would end in nearly every year since they counted their years. Hasn't happened yet. And as caused by a deity, never will.
BORING!
Quote from: ThePrick on October 22, 2016, 05:19:31 AM
Oh that is bad but, You know what?
Am not worried in the slightest, because after I get to heaven and after you convert to the Catholic faith. I know that I'll be going to a place more pleasurable than anything imaginable on earth and there will be billion times more pleasurable and fun things in heaven other than sex. True earth is boring but am not worried that I am missing any fun here because it's nothing compared to the fun and joy I will have in heaven. With the choirs and angels and saints. Meeting God and I am excited! :D
For No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.â€1 Corinthians 2:9
Just say no to drugs!
Sex only lasts five minutes? What do you stick it in there and blow immediately? O30
Quote from: ThePrick on October 22, 2016, 05:19:31 AM
Oh that is bad but, You know what?
Am not worried in the slightest, because after I get to heaven and after you convert to the Catholic faith. I know that I'll be going to a place more pleasurable than anything imaginable on earth and there will be billion times more pleasurable and fun things in heaven other than sex. True earth is boring but am not worried that I am missing any fun here because it's nothing compared to the fun and joy I will have in heaven. With the choirs and angels and saints. Meeting God and I am excited! :D
For No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.â€1 Corinthians 2:9
If that is so, and you are not lying (which I do realize is very, very difficult for a theist), then why are you still posting here and not on your way to heaven?????? Stop wasting time and start your journey!!!!!
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 22, 2016, 01:44:55 PM
If that is so, and you are not lying (which I do realize is very, very difficult for a theist), then why are you still posting here and not on your way to heaven?????? Stop wasting time and start your journey!!!!!
Although suicide is not an option, xtreme sports is still in the books ...
Go basejump off a cliff, Poe.
Quote from: Sal1981 on October 22, 2016, 02:16:28 PM
Although suicide is not an option, xtreme sports is still in the books ...
Go basejump off a cliff, Poe.
Yeah, I know suicide is not an option. But like you, I'd suggest a creative 'sport'.
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 22, 2016, 01:44:55 PM
If that is so, and you are not lying (which I do realize is very, very difficult for a theist), then why are you still posting here and not on your way to heaven?????? Stop wasting time and start your journey!!!!!
Working
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Quote from: ThePrick on October 22, 2016, 03:08:05 PM
Working
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[mod]Time to start working on it somewhere else.
Bye.[/mod]
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Wait....it what bizarro world are we in where the bible proves itself, somehow? Jesus lives because Jesus said so....no? No, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. How is this tool still posting?
Thank you, Moderator... You probably don't get enough thanks for your efforts.
Why are Christians like cockroaches? You squish one and 10 more appear? They never give up do they?
Quote from: Cavebear on October 22, 2016, 02:19:54 AM
You are a troll, right? Because your post is too stupid otherwise...
*wisdom check*
*roll against DC5 trap (wisdom)*
*d20 roll plus wisdom modifier equals 7*
You successfully identify ThePrick as a troll. You also notice that it is sunny today and that water flows downhill.
Quote from: doorknob on October 23, 2016, 12:30:48 PM
Why are Christians like cockroaches? You squish one and 10 more appear? They never give up do they?
That guy was probably a poe/troll and not an actual Christian. Either way, it's gone now
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 23, 2016, 01:09:48 PM
*wisdom check*
*roll against DC5 trap (wisdom)*
*d20 roll plus wisdom modifier equals 7*
You successfully identify ThePrick as a troll. You also notice that it is sunny today and that water flows downhill.
Can I check the body for loot?
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on October 23, 2016, 01:16:03 PMCan I check the body for loot?
After a thorough search of the body, you find only a soiled loincloth, a crude breadknife (1d4-2 damage), and a crushed red solo cup with a driblet of cheap alcohol.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 23, 2016, 01:44:13 PM
After a thorough search of the body, you find only a soiled loincloth, a crude breadknife (1d4-2 damage), and a crushed red solo cup with a driblet of cheap alcohol.
You'd make a good DM.
Congratulations. You won the internet. Everyone else just log off and never come back, but do go to church to ensure your rightful place fawning and sniveling at the feet of god for the rest of eternity.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 23, 2016, 01:44:13 PM
After a thorough search of the body, you find only a soiled loincloth, a crude breadknife (1d4-2 damage), and a crushed red solo cup with a driblet of cheap alcohol.
What kind of alcohol?
Sent from your mom.
Keystone Light mixed with rubbing alcohol
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 23, 2016, 01:09:48 PM
*wisdom check*
*roll against DC5 trap (wisdom)*
*d20 roll plus wisdom modifier equals 7*
You successfully identify ThePrick as a troll. You also notice that it is sunny today and that water flows downhill.
I'm rather new, it takes a slight bit of time to sort out the morons from the trolls from the intelligent sarcastic types from the few people I want to talk to in the long run.
Which one are you? ;)
Quote from: Cavebear on October 26, 2016, 02:36:35 AM
I'm rather new, it takes a slight bit of time to sort out the morons from the trolls from the intelligent sarcastic types from the few people I want to talk to in the long run.
Which one are you? ;)
Can't take the sarcasm ... get out of the comedy club ;-)
You are one of the trolls... Go away.
I'm pretty sure this person was banned. You don't need to keep telling some one who's already gone to go away.
OK, sorry...