and find out your ultimate fate under a Trump regime.
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I'm going to end up as a laborer on the border wall.
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Your Free Trump ScoreTM is
660 - IRRELEVANT CLOWN
Projected fate: MEAT PROCESSOR AT TRUMP STEAKS
I think it was the medium hands thing.
Quote from: stromboli on July 29, 2016, 01:56:03 PM
Your Free Trump ScoreTM is
660 - IRRELEVANT CLOWN
Projected fate: MEAT PROCESSOR AT TRUMP STEAKS
I think it was the medium hands thing.
Could have been worse. If you were a Mexican/Muslim/Female you might have ended up as raw product...
575 - YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
Projected fate: MEAT PROCESSOR AT TRUMP STEAKS
Well shit. At least I am not Malala...
589 - You are the worst person
Projected fate: Roughed Up
I can only imagine what my score would be if I was an investigative journalist.
I answered in support of trump, large hands, xtian, male, etc.. I get to be a Miss Universe scout.. Yey me.
378 - YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
Projected fate: ROUGHED UP
You were born outside America + You're a woman + You're not rich
Projected fate under President Trump
One year in a room alone with Ben Carson: 95%
Meat processor at Trump Steaks: 85%
Deported: 80%
Mandatory Stay, Trump Resort Guantanamo Bay: 80%
How you compare
David Duke 843
Melania Trump 668
Malala Yousafzai 389
YOU 378
LOL
Why is my hand size important?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2016, 10:52:23 AM
378 - YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
Projected fate: ROUGHED UP
You were born outside America + You're a woman + You're not rich
Projected fate under President Trump
One year in a room alone with Ben Carson: 95%
Meat processor at Trump Steaks: 85%
Deported: 80%
Mandatory Stay, Trump Resort Guantanamo Bay: 80%
How you compare
David Duke 843
Melania Trump 668
Malala Yousafzai 389
YOU 378
LOL
Of the four you'd be better off with the mandatory stay at Trump Resort Guantanamo Bay than with one year in a room alone with Ben Carson.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2016, 11:04:02 AM
Why is my hand size important?
Small hands = small penis.
During the primaries someone suggested Trump had small hands which he immediately responded that he didn't have any issues in that area.
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 30, 2016, 01:23:45 PM
Of the four you'd be better off with the mandatory stay at Trump Resort Guantanamo Bay than with one year in a room alone with Ben Carson.
Small hands = small penis.
During the primaries someone suggested Trump had small hands which he immediately responded that he didn't have any issues in that area.
:lol: Worse than GB? I recognise the name, but I should look him up I guess.
Trump is extremely insecure about his hands... even though it has nothing to do with penis size... which means he must have a small penis otherwise he wouldn't be so insecure.
He really outed himself there.
Edit: That said, as satisfying as him having a little pecker is, anything that makes me think about Trump's dick instantly makes me want to vomit...
Well my hands are very small and it makes me feel insecure sometimes because it can cause difficulty on ocassion. :lol:
But I thought it was the feet that gave the size away. May be it is cultural difference. There is even a mumbo jumbo equation for that,lol.
Weight x Foot Size / Height = Penis Size I think the left side is supposed to be the ideal values of a person. Try and confirm if it works. :P
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2016, 05:27:25 PM
Weight x Foot Size / Height = Penis Size Try and confirm if it works. :P
25.471 millimeters? centimeters? inches? feet? meters? ounces? pounds? kilograms?
ummm, no...
LoL - that was fun!
664 - Irrelevant clown
Projected fate: Free subscription to Trump Magazine
I have a friend who is a zealous Trump supporter. Gonna send them the link and see if they do better.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2016, 05:27:25 PM
Well my hands are very small and it makes me feel insecure sometimes because it can cause difficulty on ocassion. :lol:
But I thought it was the feet that gave the size away. May be it is cultural difference. There is even a mumbo jumbo equation for that,lol.
Weight x Foot Size / Height = Penis Size I think the left side is supposed to be the ideal values of a person. Try and confirm if it works. :P
Basically any extremity can be linked to penis size, and they all are statistically inaccurate.
Then again, I have big hands (larger than the average guy, who is also about 5-6 inches taller than me and has about 80 pounds on me) so I have never had to deal with that insecurity. Maybe I judge Trump too harshly... nah...