https://youtu.be/O7BfaQ6ZggM
Without watching the video yet, I can tell you it's obviously because we're one of the most honest species of the planet
Cheetahs run...why don't they have big butts? :headscratch:
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 10, 2016, 06:15:11 PM
Cheetahs run...why don't they have big butts? :headscratch:
They run using 4 legs instead of 2.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 10, 2016, 06:09:48 PM
Without watching the video yet, I can tell you it's obviously because we're one of the most honest species of the planet
I didn't get the joke.
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I don't run well anymore which is why I have a large wallet and usually keep my cell phone in my other hip pocket.
This fools other predators into thinking that I do run well still.. I evolved to keep too much crap in my wallet..
And just to give you all butt envy my butt looks like a couple of 2x4s someone threw spackling at. ..maybe slightly warm jelly..
Butts are where early man, like the San people until recently, store water in a dry climate. This is why men like big butts on women ... they car carry their own water supply better. Large hips (incorrectly) indicate a large birth canal, hence likelihood to survive giving birth. In San people, the women can detect water underground thru their superior sense of smell ... much more useful than detecting a hard pea under a lot of mattresses. This enables them to detect water bearing roots like yams. Men in the state of nature, are good runners, but this is incidental to the OP. The San men simply run game to death. This is easily done by modern man with cotton-tail rabbits ... their hearts give out before you do. No other species is capable of running an ultra marathon, humans can take out gazelle without all the cat claws and jaws. San men would hunt with bow and arrows, this is to make the animal run out of steam sooner thru blood loss, so it is less work bringing it back to camp. The actual arrow wound usually wasn't fatal.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 10, 2016, 06:27:17 PM
I didn't get the joke.
According to Sir Mixalot in the song Baby Got Back, he likes big butts and he cannot lie, hence the humorous association with big butts to honesty.
Oh I see. Thanks, SF.
Hey, don't feel bad for not getting it, I didn't either. That's why I thought of Lopan!
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 10, 2016, 06:27:17 PM
I didn't get the joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
So Drunken shoe is this from personal experience?
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 10, 2016, 06:15:11 PM
Cheetahs run...why don't they have big butts? :headscratch:
They also have tails.
I don't have a big butt, yet I run. And bicycle. Am I not human? :huh:
Quote from: stromboli on May 15, 2016, 12:48:32 PM
I don't have a big butt, yet I run. And bicycle. Am I not human? :huh:
You don't live in the Kalahari. Also it is women who mostly have big butts.
Did someone say big butt?
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I have several pics i can send you of mine that would argue that. Let me know.
Quote from: aitm on May 15, 2016, 08:17:02 PM
I have several pics i can send you of mine that would argue that. Let me know.
Let's take a look.