This is funny. Just two important notes in general:
-Douglas Murray expresses the politcial situation of Turkey-EU relations about Turkey's 'possible' membership or the last Merkel-Erdogan agrement as if they are real. They are not, they never have been. There have been countless of these in the last 3-4 decades and they are all the same, this one took too much attention because of the so called refugee crisis in Europe. There were others like the last, but noone was aware of it here or there. It's some sort of a long old series of political commercialism; a sham deal. People here have not been interested in this issue for a long time now -and also in Europe before 9/11- and if there was a referandum the result would highly likely be 'NO'. 64% of turkish population voted 'No to EU' in a research -I posted here years ago and I would also vote NO in a referandum- and the reason for that is completely ECONOMICAL. In a fantasy dimension, if it happened -a EU membership, it would be the complete ruin of Turkey. There is nothing good in it.
Also note that the word 'president' is important here. LOL
-Erdogan is being constantly ridiculed and mocked in many ways by the seculars here. This is something you never read or hear. Esp. since the big protests in 2013 which it had its peak in every medium and channel possible. From satiric poems, songs, cartoons and caricatures, memes, invented phrases, weird celebrations with alcoholic drinks -you get that. There is a big caricature culture here and many weekly-monthly magazines which existed forever. And yes he tries to sue everybody he can, but most of those cases are personal insults, not religious cases. Other than that yes blasphemy laws oppressing people badly, but really, the social opposition is as uncouth, lame and silly as him at most times in my opinion. Also an interesting info for you, blasphemy laws about Turkish nationality and islam were installed by the Nationalist Party, after the fall of moronic social democrats by their own hands, before the religious party set foot in the parliament which happened in 2003.
‘The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition’http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/introducing-the-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
QuoteNobody should be surprised that Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has instituted effective blasphemy laws to defend himself from criticism in Turkey. But many of us had assumed that these lèse-majesté laws would not yet be put in place inside Europe. At least not until David Cameron succeeds in his long-held ambition to bring Turkey fully into the EU. Yet here we are. Erdogan’s rule now already extends to Europe.
At the end of last month, during a late-night comedy programme, a young German comedian called Jan Böhmermann included a poem that was rude about Erdogan. Incidentally the point of Mr Böhmermann’s skit was to highlight the obscenity of Turkey already trying to censor satire in Germany.
What happened next happened in swift order. First of all the Turks complained to their German counterparts. Within a few days the programme had been pulled. A few more days and it was whitewashed out of existence altogether. In the meantime Mr Böhmermann himself was forced to go under police protection. The worst blow then came late last week when Chancellor Merkel allowed the prosecution of Mr Böhmermann to go ahead in Germany. Strangely enough, Chancellor Merkel is currently pretending that the trial of a German comedian in Germany for insulting a foreign despot is a liberal act. Don’t we all understand, she asks, that the courts will decide? Well no â€" the very possibility of putting someone on trial for being rude about Erdogan is as illiberal or rather anti-liberal as these things come. It will be hardly more of a relief if he is found ‘not guilty’ than if he is found ‘guilty’. The fact such a trial could even be contemplated demonstrates that Germany is becoming little more than a satrapy of Erdogan’s.
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Well I’m a free-born British man, and we don’t live under the blasphemy laws of such despots. So in honour of this fact I have spent the weekend writing rude limericks about Mr Erdogan. And I would hereby like to invite all readers to join me in a grand Erdogan limerick competition. That isn’t to say that entries which come in the form of Iambic pentameters, or heroic couplets will be completely discounted. I think a work in the Homeric mode, for example, about the smallness of Erdogan’s manhood could (if suitably disgusting) stand some chance of winning. But I recommend limericks because almost everything insulting that is worth saying can usually be included within the five lines of that beautiful and delicate form.
I have not been able to find a sponsor for the competition. So there aren’t any prizes â€" except perhaps for our continuing freedom. If there is anyone out there who would seriously prefer a box of Ferrero Rocher, Turkish Delight or whatever then I don’t want them to enter this competition anyway.
I would also like to stress that the aim of the competition is to be as filthy and insulting as possible about Recep Erdogan. Rhymes with some political point might be considered, but will inevitably take second-place to works which mull (for example) solely on President Erdogan’s reputed fondness for goats or his notorious untrustworthiness in the vicinity of any public zoo.
The limerick that follows is my best shot so far. But I am happy to report that there are many available rhymes and sexual positions which are still in my jotting pad and remain unused. I should like to reiterate that limericks will be excluded from consideration from the top prize if they are (a) not obscene or (b) non-defamatory. I do not want to have to, Vizier-like, proclaim my own poem the winner. Anyhow, here’s mine:
Recep Erdogan is the Turk’ll
Never tire of rim-jobs from his circle
Yet his chief-est delight
(Now Khilafa’s in sight)
Are the felchings he gets from Frau Merkel
Now purists will notice that I have committed two potential solecisms here. The first is to rhyme ‘Turk’ll’ with ‘circle’. It works when read out loud, but I agree that a purer version would require one to spell out ‘Turk who’ll’. Yet that, I think, would not quite catch the rhyme. Keen-eyed readers will also notice that I have had to use the Arabic ‘Khilafa’ over the more usual (in English) ‘Caliphate’. Personally I think the former works better and adds a touch of exoticism to the work, but there will doubtless be critics who will claim that this use of a foreign word or archaism over its demotic equivalent is done purely in order the keep the fourth line metrical. I recognise this criticism and simply throw myself at the feet of metrical purists everywhere.
Anyway â€" see if you can do any better. Please submit all entries to theeditor@spectator.co.uk, under the heading ‘The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition’. The winning poem will be announced by 23 June. Because we may not be able to announce it after that point.
And before there was this German song made for Erdogan. (Eng subtitles) Turkish gov demanded it to be 'deleted' and apperantly, it seems Germany could act on it. Pffft. Politics baby, bites in the ass, eh?
https://youtu.be/R2e2yHjc_mc
:rotflmao:
Being disloyal in a semi-authoritarian republic? Might want to get your clown face on. I wish both our leaders would go and blatantly kill millions of innocent people (they are well on their way, except Obama gets the get out of jail free card like Bush Jr and Bill) ... then the media people's heads will explode. One can hope. I love to see reporters spontaneously combust. Also cancel voting ... don't know what else will get thru to the public.
Translated it is called 'civil disobedience'. There are laws for that. What's that in English? But I have no idea what covers a rally or something else. They are trying to oppress/suppress it the way they can, but because mostly they are scared after 2013. Depressive.
In the US all political values are fake as a fiberglass manikin at the clothing store ... and less well dressed.
Civil Disobedience exists in an autobiographical short story by Thoreau, over 150 years ago. Just as real as Tom Sawyer, I swear!
Tell it to the rioters in Baltimore last year.