Why did the mathematician step away from the table?
[spoiler]Try as he might, he just couldn't finish his PI![/spoiler]
that little faint knocking sound you hear is my head as it fell to my chest and slowly shakes from side to side causing that one little rock to knock.
Here's a page full of dork jokes:
http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/mathjokes/
For example:
Q: How do you know when you've reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
A: The message is "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."
Q: What is the world's longest song?
A: "Aleph-nought Bottles of Beer on the Wall."
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