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Title: That'll work!
Post by: pr126 on February 04, 2016, 12:10:46 AM
TV-media in Finland teaches citizens how to protect women from being raped


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4EQFcFQQo
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: GSOgymrat on February 04, 2016, 12:37:41 AM
Apparently Finnish women have telekinetic powers.
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: pr126 on February 04, 2016, 01:39:16 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 04, 2016, 12:37:41 AM
Apparently Finnish women have telekinetic powers.
Use the Force, Luka!

Another idea for a Monty Python sketch.

Here is one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgbOkLdRaE
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: Sal1981 on February 04, 2016, 05:08:06 AM
Despite its disclaimer, I'm pretty sure that's a joke.
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Post by: Munch on February 04, 2016, 06:07:10 AM
ooh.. OOOOH I get it.. Their mutants!

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/x-men/images/c/c3/Jean-grey-powers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090121002304)
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: Baruch on February 04, 2016, 06:37:04 AM
Nah ... just tell the Fins, even if they look like they are from the ME, they are actually Russians!  The Fins will be sufficiently aggressive then.
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: widdershins on February 04, 2016, 12:00:03 PM
So...men won't rape women if the women just forcefully let the men know beyond doubt that they don't want to be raped?  Isn't that technically victim blaming, or something?
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: pr126 on February 04, 2016, 12:04:24 PM
Another good idea would be jangling your keys to the rapist saying here, look shiny.
That would distract the assailant and you could run away.

That should do it.

Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: Munch on February 04, 2016, 01:57:21 PM
Quote from: pr126 on February 04, 2016, 12:04:24 PM
Another good idea would be jangling your keys to the rapist saying here, look shiny.
That would distract the assailant and you could run away.

That should do it.

they can also laser pointer

(http://www.laughroulette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ANIMALS-white-cat-chasing-after-a-red-dot.gif)

or if all else fails, a big foam finger

(https://eyedesyn.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/foam_fingergif1.gif?w=645)
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: Hurt on February 06, 2016, 12:30:42 PM
http://www.semissourian.com/story/1554240.html (http://www.semissourian.com/story/1554240.html)

QuoteWoman shoots rapist in her home

Rape victim shot her attacker when he broke into her house a week later, allegedly to kill her. The article didn't say if she tried the handbag defense before resorting to the evil gun. :-)
Title: Re: That'll work!
Post by: Baruch on February 07, 2016, 12:18:43 PM
Good thing the rapist wasn't a cop ;-(  Then they could have gone all "Dirty Harry" on her.