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Title: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: josephpalazzo on January 21, 2016, 11:34:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5RUFnDT.jpg


They never give up...
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: gentle_dissident on January 21, 2016, 12:09:37 PM
Kids used to be allowed to be kids.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/39/7b/59/397b595afc2d851312ab438f4655ca33.jpg)
The new Muppet Show was pretty horrible anyway. I hope the rethink they're going through brings back Vaudeville.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 21, 2016, 01:55:13 PM
Damned those chick-fil-a people for not hurting kids fingers.. What's next?  No food poisoning?  When will the carnage ever end?
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Sal1981 on January 21, 2016, 02:20:23 PM
How is that even dangerous? Is the toy toxic or something? Kids will be kids and do stupid shit until they learn.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: stromboli on January 21, 2016, 05:32:10 PM
The picture is on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/x342r/so_after_the_jim_henson_company_broke_their/

Henson and company broke their partnership with Chick-Fil-A becasue of their stance on gays. The sign was the result.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 21, 2016, 06:32:15 PM
Yeah well, those liberal muppets were probably going to send those kids straight to hell anyway..
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Baruch on January 21, 2016, 07:22:50 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on January 21, 2016, 06:32:15 PM
Yeah well, those liberal muppets were probably going to send those kids straight to hell anyway..

The dating relationship between Kermit and Ms Piggy is inter-species ... eewh!
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Poison Tree on January 22, 2016, 01:43:59 AM
Quote from: stromboli on January 21, 2016, 05:32:10 PM
The picture is on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/x342r/so_after_the_jim_henson_company_broke_their/

Henson and company broke their partnership with Chick-Fil-A becasue of their stance on gays. The sign was the result.
Disney bought the Muppets in 2008
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: josephpalazzo on January 22, 2016, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Poison Tree on January 22, 2016, 01:43:59 AM
Disney bought the Muppets in 2008

Shssss, do not tell that to Chick-fil-A's CEO...
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: SGOS on January 22, 2016, 07:20:00 AM
Quote from: josephpalazzo on January 21, 2016, 11:34:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5RUFnDT.jpg
They never give up...

I can't think of anything more terrifying than getting a finger stuck in a puppet.  I am constantly vigilant of my surroundings, always on the lookout for puppets.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Munch on January 22, 2016, 07:46:10 AM
I can't help but thing the "danger" they are talking about is actually the CEOs fear of catching 'the gay' or 'Dah AIDS" from touching muppets, since the rumor spread of jim henson having HIV
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:53:16 AM
So shoving your fingers up a puppets ass is tantamount to gay sex? The shit I learn on here......
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 22, 2016, 11:00:59 AM
Quote from: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:53:16 AM
So shoving your fingers up a puppets ass is tantamount to gay sex? The shit I learn on here......
Well strom, now that you know as indisputable fact that placing your fingers up the keester of a muppet you're well prepared to not go straight to hell and gayland the family research council will be sending you your very own I don't diddle muppets tshirt..
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Baruch on January 22, 2016, 12:40:37 PM
Quote from: SGOS on January 22, 2016, 07:20:00 AM
I can't think of anything more terrifying than getting a finger stuck in a puppet.  I am constantly vigilant of my surroundings, always on the lookout for puppets.

It is puppet masters you need to fear .. fisting you ;-(
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 23, 2016, 04:55:09 AM
Kids sticking fingers in holes? You know where that leads don't you?

Munch's sig.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: Munch on January 23, 2016, 06:32:46 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 23, 2016, 04:55:09 AM
Kids sticking fingers in holes? You know where that leads don't you?

Munch's sig.

Actually made me think of the little dutch boy who stuck his finger in a dike.

(http://www.comicbookreligion.com/img/l/i/Little_Dutch_Boy.jpg)

If you wanna stick a finger in a dike thats cool, but I dunno if its my kinda thing

(pss, thats a lesbian joke, teehee!)
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A versus the Muppets
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 23, 2016, 07:32:47 AM
When I was a kid we stuck fingers in light sockets and there were never boycotts over it.  Not sure, but if memory serves me my mother encouraged it..