I don't really know what to say. It's a random, drunk idea, but I think it's good. Here's what I posted on Facebook:
New Year's idea for next year, I hope I have enough money to do it next year:
Buy a grocery cart full of non-perishable foods (canned or dried goods) on the last week of December. On the first of January give the entire cart to a homeless shelter or a food bank. If anyone asks you why you're giving away so much food, just reply "Oh, this food is from last year!".
Working on another hangover the next night. You are either a goddamn hero or into slow denegerative suicide.
I got an idea. Why don't you put it in your will that your (by then, pickled) liver has to be removed, cooked and eaten by everyone at the funeral. Mind fuck them after you're dead.
wat the flying fuck, Stromboli?
@stromboli
Served with Some fava beans and a Nice chianti.
You could still do that this year ya know.
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 02, 2016, 04:23:25 AM
wat the flying fuck, Stromboli?
Rule: never post in an impaired state.
Quote from: aitm on January 02, 2016, 08:06:33 AM
You could still do that this year ya know.
True that, need to save up some money.
Quote from: stromboli on January 02, 2016, 12:58:05 AM
Working on another hangover the next night. You are either a goddamn hero or into slow denegerative suicide.
I got an idea. Why don't you put it in your will that your (by then, pickled) liver has to be removed, cooked and eaten by everyone at the funeral. Mind fuck them after you're dead.
It was still a holiday, and my day off. So stumbly antics and explosions it was (everybody else was also still blowing shit up, fireworks recently became legal in Georgia).
As per my liver, I'm giving that to science. I use to drink a shit ton more, and whenever I went to the doctor I asked about liver function. The results always came back that my liver was healthy as hell. In the mean time I had a friend who got told he has the liver of a 55 year old man.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on January 02, 2016, 08:42:50 AM
True that, need to save up some money.It was still a holiday, and my day off. So stumbly antics and explosions it was (everybody else was also still blowing shit up, fireworks recently became legal in Georgia).
As per my liver, I'm giving that to science. I use to drink a shit ton more, and whenever I went to the doctor I asked about liver function. The results always came back that my liver was healthy as hell. In the mean time I had a friend who got told he has the liver of a 55 year old man.
My brother, a Mormon high priest at his death who lived the Word of Wisdom assiduously, died of liver failure at age 42. I have filtered a variety of chemicals/sugars/hallucinogens/psychotropic drugs/alcoholic beverages through mine and I'm still here. Go figure.
I drink every day and suffer one day two at the most sick…for over 30 years I have never missed more than a couple days a year sick. My company, filled with religious nut jobs who rarely touch the stuff get sick damn near monthly….coincidence? I f-in think not!
BTW, the title of this OP, "Idea For Next New Year", would mean ideas for 2017. Isn't it a little early for that?
Quote from: aitm on January 02, 2016, 12:01:30 PM
I drink every day and suffer one day two at the most sick…for over 30 years I have never missed more than a couple days a year sick. My company, filled with religious nut jobs who rarely touch the stuff get sick damn near monthly….coincidence? I f-in think not!
I have an 80-year-old friend, who has smoked all her life. She doesn't even cough. My mom never smoked at all, but developed emphysema in her mid 60's.
Must be the genes. :think: