Just when you think you've seen it all, the Islamic world brings us some more lulz. I don't know which newspaper this was taken from (the Daily Mail would seem to be favourite), but even so....
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/magicrob99/bananas%20islamic_zpsubyrucfs.jpg) (http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/bananas%20islamic_zpsubyrucfs.jpg.html)
Words fail me.... :85:
The quality of clerics from Al Azhar (Cairo) have been in decline for some time. Their graduates produce frequent gaffs.
Looks like the low side of that 50 percentile inbreeding thing.
:rotflmao: You cracked me. Perfect pun.
I hope he doesn't envy the zucchini.
A very desert tribal thing. Maximize production of male soldiers ... women are not allowed artificial means of satisfaction. Really any system of traditional war maximization ... is pure misogyny. Because the reward of successful battle is you know what ...
I'm surprised he hasn't so far advocated cutting women's fingers...
Lets look at other things muslim women can't be close to.
(http://hentz-kereg.hu/foto/Untitled_762.jpg)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01917/Cherry3_1917859b.jpg)
(https://askabiologist.asu.edu/sites/default/files/resources/articles/fig_wasps/cut_fig_close300_2.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6cqjCaCQAMz_UJ.jpg)
(http://8020.photos.jpgmag.com/756597_119318_5dbfb7d1e0_p.jpg)
you know I'm finding it difficult to find fruit that wouldn't trigger a muslim womans insane sexual desire.
oh wait..
(http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/squarewatermelons1.jpg)
Thanks japan ^^
Dat... dat pear...
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/202/Link_Dat_Ass.png)
didn't we used to call gay people fruits? Tread lightly, Munch.
Quote from: stromboli on December 28, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
didn't we used to call gay people fruits? Tread lightly, Munch.
well we've also been called after meatballs covered in hot gravy.
(http://www.jimbosworld.org/archives/15may2000/streamimages/faggots.jpg)
I showed this article to a friend, she said as a woman I have to now cut up the cucumber and bananas, but since I'm gay she has to stone me. Fair is fair I guess.
I've...tried things with bananas. This cleric can rest easy, a banana is too curved and soft to be of any use. Cucumbers, on the other hand: sin incarnate.
I am curious what does he think about aubergines. They look pretty threatening to me. I mean look at this babies.
(http://sharein.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/EGGPLANT-BENIFITS.jpg)
And some veggies are being offensive on purpose methinks.
(http://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2014/01/sexualproduce15.jpg)
(http://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2014/01/sexualproduce12.jpg)
(http://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2014/01/sexualproduce14.jpg)
I mean come on, what a girl's to do!
(http://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2014/01/sexualproduce1.jpg)
FGM takes care of this. No need to worry.
Put de lime in de coconut and drink em' bot up.....
Best use for a banana is shoving it up somebody's auto tailpipe. It works, trust me.
Quote from: stromboli on December 29, 2015, 01:20:13 PM
Put de lime in de coconut and drink em' bot up.....
Best use for a banana is shoving it up somebody's auto tailpipe. It works, trust me.
Better than this???
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/Gas20Station.jpg) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/Gas20Station.jpg.html)
Quote from: josephpalazzo on December 29, 2015, 01:30:04 PM
Better than this???
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/Gas20Station.jpg) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/Gas20Station.jpg.html)
That only works on GM models.
GM... your tax dollars at work...