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Title: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Solomon Zorn on December 24, 2015, 09:06:33 AM
This is on Right Wing Watch, but feel free to add your own suggestions. :111:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/2015-right-wing-watch-war-christmas-gift-guide
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2015, 09:15:07 AM
QuoteThe Bible says they’re going to eat their arms, the Bible says they’re going to eat their babies, then it says they’re going to eat their children

We should be able to figure out a way to cash in on this...

Atheist's guide to properly prepared children?
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Brian37 on December 24, 2015, 09:17:25 AM
There is a war, just not the one fundy's claim. They have the right to worship the absurd claim that there is such a thing as a magic baby. But having that right has nothing to do with the bad logic of such an absurd claim. The government itself does, as it should, protect their right to worship, but others also have the right to celebrate or not celebrate that day. And we also have the right to say, that is not true, babies don't have any magical super powers.
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Baruch on December 24, 2015, 10:01:21 AM
Quote from: Brian37 on December 24, 2015, 09:17:25 AM
There is a war, just not the one fundy's claim. They have the right to worship the absurd claim that there is such a thing as a magic baby. But having that right has nothing to do with the bad logic of such an absurd claim. The government itself does, as it should, protect their right to worship, but others also have the right to celebrate or not celebrate that day. And we also have the right to say, that is not true, babies don't have any magical super powers.

You must be male.  A mother would never say this ;-)
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: stromboli on December 24, 2015, 10:15:42 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2015, 09:15:07 AM
We should be able to figure out a way to cash in on this...

Atheist's guide to properly prepared children?

Hickory smoked afterbirth?
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Baruch on December 24, 2015, 02:43:25 PM
Quote from: stromboli on December 24, 2015, 10:15:42 AM
Hickory smoked afterbirth?

Native people, such as the Lakota ... their postpartum mothers frequently ate the afterbirth.  Hickory smoked afterbirth would be more East, like Iroquois ;-)
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Unbeliever on December 24, 2015, 03:29:36 PM
(http://usercontent1.hubimg.com/4603312_f520.jpg)
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 25, 2015, 09:33:15 AM
LOL, I was just telling someone how some people decorate their home at Christmas to annoy the religious around here.
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: aitm on December 25, 2015, 09:40:55 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 25, 2015, 09:33:15 AM
LOL, I was just telling someone how some people decorate their home at Christmas to annoy the religious around here.

Shoe. Nice to see you again. Some have been concerned. Hope you and yours are okay.
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Mermaid on December 25, 2015, 09:43:24 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2015, 09:15:07 AM
We should be able to figure out a way to cash in on this...

Atheist's guide to properly prepared children?
Cookbook with pictures and easy step-by-step instructions.
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: stromboli on December 25, 2015, 10:52:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HY2KuzX.jpg)


Beer
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 25, 2015, 10:54:13 AM
Quote from: aitm on December 25, 2015, 09:40:55 AM
Shoe. Nice to see you again. Some have been concerned. Hope you and yours are okay.

Thanks. We are all OK. I am not bad. Just feeling depressive about it.
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: stromboli on December 25, 2015, 11:12:51 AM
Eating babies is a Christian thing as well:

Quote"Round yon virgin Mother and Child, holy
Infant so tender and mild,"

They wrote a song about it. Their version leaves out the Jalapenos, apparently.

(edit, again)

And welcome back, Shoe.
Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 25, 2015, 11:52:47 AM
Quote from: stromboli on December 25, 2015, 11:12:51 AM
And welcome back, Shoe.

Hey, strom. :)

And I was just laughing at 'tender and mild'. :lol:

Title: Re: The "War on Christmas" Gift Guide
Post by: Munch on December 25, 2015, 02:11:38 PM
It's good to see you shoe <3, we were all worried.