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Title: Who has their paw on the trigger?
Post by: jonb on October 27, 2015, 12:09:14 PM

Trigger the chocolate Labrador shot his owner in the foot.

(http://arkansasarmory.com/armsroom/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dog_with_a_gun.jpg)

Will we soon hear that the NRA are going to stand up for the constitutional rights of animals to bear arms? Maybe people will call for psychological testing of pets? If dogs are now shooting American citizens what is to stop other animals following their lead?

I know, American Citizens need guns, how could you defend your homes when there could be swarms of armed slugs out there, high on crack and ready to get you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34644333 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34644333)

Title: Re: Who has their paw on the trigger?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 27, 2015, 12:25:46 PM

Oh screw armed cats and dogs. It's the mosquitoes here who are armed with biological weapons of mass destruction.

Title: Re: Who has their paw on the trigger?
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 27, 2015, 06:52:03 PM

I have always supported people's rights to keep and arm bears.

Title: Re: Who has their paw on the trigger?
Post by: Baruch on October 27, 2015, 10:36:02 PM

Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on October 27, 2015, 06:52:03 PM
I have always supported people's rights to keep and arm bears.

Better than chopping their arms off ;-)

Title: Re: Who has their paw on the trigger?
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 28, 2015, 08:43:07 PM

Quote from: Baruch on October 27, 2015, 10:36:02 PM
Better than chopping their arms off ;-)

There might be gnawing off of arms by the bears.

Of course, I would gladly defend my own with my bear hands!
(http://orig13.deviantart.net/fbee/f/2013/048/f/e/with_my_bear_hands_by_doomed_dreamer-d5v9zp0.png)

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