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Title: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Sargon The Grape on September 11, 2015, 12:29:56 PM
Folks, I have a confession to make: I am a lolicon-gerontophile. I am sexually attracted to people who are many decades or even centuries old who, nevertheless, possess nubile young bodies. Case in point:

(http://static.zerochan.net/Remilia.Scarlet.full.144060.jpg)
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/3/39016/718779-konachan.com___75744_d2c_dress_flandre_scarlet_lolita_fashion_red_eyes_short_hair_touhou.jpg)

These two lovely ladies are 500 and 495 years old, respectively, but with the bodies of, dare I say it... loli godesses.

I know, I know, it's a strange fetish to have, but I stand by it! I will take this oddly-specific attraction to my grave! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GIVE IT UP!

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/35deb488ea7cac3216324e01b2b79245/tumblr_mxz88cnmnG1sccrufo1_500.gif)

in b4 missing the joke
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: TomFoolery on September 11, 2015, 12:39:59 PM
(http://i58.tinypic.com/bhc6kn.jpg)
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: aitm on September 11, 2015, 12:51:22 PM
oy vey




Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: stromboli on September 11, 2015, 01:16:36 PM
I personally have no fear of you raping an animated character, and I think many of us figured that out already.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Draconic Aiur on September 11, 2015, 01:42:02 PM
as long as its animated
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Sargon The Grape on September 11, 2015, 02:28:20 PM
I love how seriously my joke threads get taken.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: stromboli on September 11, 2015, 03:50:19 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 11, 2015, 02:28:20 PM
I love how seriously my joke threads get taken.

Some of us have been on here long enough to actually check that.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: dtq123 on September 11, 2015, 06:18:31 PM
That isn't funny, for I am too a Lolicon-Gerontophilia. One of my life goals is to have a vampire fall for me... If they exist that is... :redface:
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Shiranu on September 12, 2015, 12:35:20 AM
I am personally attracted to 10 year old holes drilled into soap. Don't know why, just how I was born.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: PickelledEggs on September 12, 2015, 01:00:50 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 12, 2015, 12:35:20 AM
I am personally attracted to 10 year old holes drilled into soap. Don't know why, just how I was born.
Wait. What?

Like if you take a bar of soap, drill a hole, and leave it for 10 years?
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Shiranu on September 12, 2015, 01:07:43 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on September 12, 2015, 01:00:50 AM
Wait. What?

Like if you take a bar of soap, drill a hole, and leave it for 10 years?

Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Draconic Aiur on September 12, 2015, 01:41:07 AM
Quote from: dtq123 on September 11, 2015, 06:18:31 PM
That isn't funny, for I am too a Lolicon-Gerontophilia. One of my life goals is to have a vampire fall for me... If they exist that is... :redface:

u mean fall for your innards?
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 08:32:06 AM
Is it true that Telly Savalas is the patron saint of Loli?
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 09:57:52 AM
I googled "patron saint of loli" and got this:

(http://perspectivedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/StrollOnSaturn.jpg)

There is a god!
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 10:01:50 AM
And this, but it belongs on another thread:
[spoiler](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3057e69ad3a0c401ddf5c8aa2a157489.png)[/spoiler]

I am a cold hearted man.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: dtq123 on September 12, 2015, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: Draconic Aiur on September 12, 2015, 01:41:07 AM
u mean fall for your innards?
Loving my body is close enough. I'm a teen, so what can you expect? I want love so bad :redface:
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 10:29:38 AM
It's a trap!
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 10:40:30 AM
I was going to make a long post about the difference between love and sex and be comforting and uplifting but nah.

[spoiler]Jerk off. Use lotion.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Sargon The Grape on September 12, 2015, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 10:01:50 AM
And this, but it belongs on another thread:
[spoiler](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3057e69ad3a0c401ddf5c8aa2a157489.png)[/spoiler]

I am a cold hearted man.
That is not a loli. That is a trap.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 12, 2015, 01:18:46 PM
Its okay, I'm into clop so I can relate

but hot damn, who doesn't like this?
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.qvjebBCGbTwzo36G6rD63g&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300)
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on September 12, 2015, 06:05:11 PM
I'm into armpits. Nothing else.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: dtq123 on September 13, 2015, 12:26:48 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on September 12, 2015, 06:05:11 PM
I'm into armpits. Nothing else.
Wow, surprised you didn't include mikos in there. Guess Reimu isn't for you huh?
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Sargon The Grape on September 13, 2015, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: dtq123 on September 13, 2015, 12:26:48 AM
Wow, surprised you didn't include mikos in there. Guess Reimu isn't for you huh?
WOOSH.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: Solitary on September 13, 2015, 02:08:05 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 10:40:30 AM
I was going to make a long post about the difference between love and sex and be comforting and uplifting but nah.

[spoiler]Jerk off. Use lotion.[/spoiler]
All I know, is they can both hurt like hell, depending on who you are with, or not, and whether you sweat.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: doorknob on September 15, 2015, 08:33:48 AM
I like where this thread is going.

I like all kinds of animated porn. Hentai. And I'm not too picky. Actually the grosser it is usually the better it is.

Yeah I'm a loli too and I'm a girl. But I also like sexy sexy men.
Title: Re: Lolicon-Gerontophilia
Post by: dtq123 on September 16, 2015, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: doorknob on September 15, 2015, 08:33:48 AM
I like where this thread is going.

I like all kinds of animated porn. Hentai. And I'm not too picky. Actually the grosser it is usually the better it is.

Yeah I'm a loli too and I'm a girl. But I also like sexy sexy men.
Yeah Right, come to my house and we can do Milf-loli/Shota.

Seriously, Good joke.