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Title: hello fellow atheists
Post by: redpaint417 on July 31, 2015, 01:39:18 AM
hello im an atheist i like talking about religion, history and politics.

I'm currently married too satan shes a great wife and shes incredibly good too me

i hope you all will let me tell you all about her :)
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 31, 2015, 06:02:02 AM
Greetings, Red!

I'm an atheist who loves to talk about religion and polotics. I also like to write poetry. Here's one you will enjoy (It's dripping with sarcasm):

"Impotent Omnipotent"
http://www.solomonzorn.com/impotent-omnipotent.html
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Mike Cl on July 31, 2015, 09:27:14 AM
Quote from: redpaint417 on July 31, 2015, 01:39:18 AM
hello im an atheist i like talking about religion, history and politics.

I'm currently married too satan shes a great wife and shes incredibly good too me

i hope you all will let me tell you all about her :)
I'm all ears.......................

Oh, and welcome.
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Sal1981 on July 31, 2015, 10:15:29 AM
Hi.
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: redpaint417 on August 02, 2015, 11:23:43 PM
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 31, 2015, 06:02:02 AM
Greetings, Red!

I'm an atheist who loves to talk about religion and polotics. I also like to write poetry. Here's one you will enjoy (It's dripping with sarcasm):

"Impotent Omnipotent"
http://www.solomonzorn.com/impotent-omnipotent.html
i like poetry
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: redpaint417 on August 02, 2015, 11:31:14 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 31, 2015, 09:27:14 AM
I'm all ears.......................

Oh, and welcome.

thank you, well we got married when I was just 13 she of course was much older and we've been together for over ten years now. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on August 02, 2015, 11:38:59 PM
Somehow I have the impression that you're prone to exaggeration. I can't quite put my finger on why, but it. .. Oh heck. I think you're full of shit, but welcome anyway.
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2015, 02:02:06 AM
This thread

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Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Sal1981 on August 03, 2015, 04:57:56 AM
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Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Mike Cl on August 03, 2015, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: redpaint417 on August 02, 2015, 11:31:14 PM
thank you, well we got married when I was just 13 she of course was much older and we've been together for over ten years now. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
In other words, you have lived a basically mundane life.  You really do need to get out more.
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Solitary on August 03, 2015, 10:50:34 AM
Welcome aboard Red! And I thought my childhood and marriage was strange.
Title: Re: hello fellow atheists
Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2015, 12:42:01 PM
Psst, guys.  The "childhood" is just a movie quote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3pUVbNSnA