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Poll
Question: How has the Supreme Court's recent decision on gay marriage affected you?
Option 1: Nothing's really happened to me. votes: 14
Option 2: My wife turned into a pillar of salt. votes: 2
Option 3: The government is forcing me to gay marry. votes: 3
Option 4: Demons are spreading chaos in the land. votes: 6
Option 5: My living room has suddenly been remodeled. votes: 3
Title: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on June 26, 2015, 05:54:17 PM
As one of the ranking members of the Gay Agenda, I was just wondering what if any impact this has had on your traditional marriages.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Munch on June 26, 2015, 06:02:20 PM
If demons are spread across the land, are they sexy demons?

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/oKyAY9a.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: TrueStory on June 26, 2015, 06:07:44 PM
I've never heard so much flag talk in my life as much as I have the last week. 
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Shiranu on June 26, 2015, 06:07:53 PM
Civilization as we know it has crumbled. The end is neigh.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mike Cl on June 26, 2015, 06:18:06 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 26, 2015, 05:54:17 PM
As one of the ranking members of the Gay Agenda, I was just wondering what if any impact this has had on your traditional marriages.
How can I vote for 2,3,4 and 5 all at once???
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Johan on June 26, 2015, 07:01:44 PM
I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Shiranu on June 26, 2015, 07:08:50 PM
I blame gays for France losing today. Way to go.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mike Cl on June 26, 2015, 07:09:12 PM
Quote from: Johan on June 26, 2015, 07:01:44 PM
I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.
Wow!---way over reacting!   One does not need to divorce a wife to have a really kinky chicken--really into choking!  Heck--my really good friend, five-fingered Mary owns a really kinky chicken--into chocking. 
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Shiranu on June 26, 2015, 07:56:41 PM
Quote from: Johan on June 26, 2015, 07:01:44 PM
I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.

Better yet, polygamy with that chicken, your wife and a tractor!
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: TomFoolery on June 26, 2015, 07:58:27 PM
I voted for my wife turning into a pillar of salt, because I ran out and I have sweet corn cooking as we speak and my idiot husband bought unsalted corn. I should divorce him. Since you know, marriage is no longer sacred.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 26, 2015, 08:35:27 PM
I'm in South Carolina so of course it's demons all the way baby!
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mermaid on June 26, 2015, 08:53:21 PM
It cheapens our Holy Union.

I feel SO CHEAP.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: kilodelta on June 26, 2015, 11:45:49 PM
Everything is ruined!
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: kilodelta on June 26, 2015, 11:48:43 PM
Honestly, I was hoping for a closer shave because of this... but no! It's the same sandpaper as it was yesterday. I'm very disappointed.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:39:36 AM
Demon's don't sound too bad. I've watched anime, they're just misunderstood.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 27, 2015, 12:56:46 AM
Quote from: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:39:36 AM
Demon's don't sound too bad. I've watched anime, they're just misunderstood.
This. #equalityfordemons #demonsarepeopletoo

I was wondering where the new wallpaper and coffee table came from, btw...

In all seriousness
It affected me, but only because I'm happy that this country is one step closer towards equality for everyone. It was the uplifting part of my otherwise shitty and dehydrated day.

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11220147_1001621326555787_3108621480781622719_n.jpg?oh=e724d2157638cc2dd9fb420a85e37194&oe=55E9C6CE)
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2015, 12:59:28 AM
My living room is in serious need of remodelling.

(http://www.rollinvintage.com/_data/i/upload/2014/08/13/20140813152047-f081a622-cu_s9999x250.jpg)

Demons sound nice, too.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Sargon The Grape on June 27, 2015, 01:08:53 AM
Quote from: Johan on June 26, 2015, 07:01:44 PM
I'm going to divorce my wife and marry a chicken. But not just any chicken, a kinky chicken. Really kinky. Into choking.
How about a chickenosaurus (http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/paleontologist-jack-horner-is-hard-at-work-trying-to-turn-a-chicken-into-a-dinosaur/2014/11/10/cb35e46e-4e59-11e4-babe-e91da079cb8a_story.html)? The most unique of all chickens.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Atheon on June 27, 2015, 01:23:32 AM
None of the above. It HAS done something to me. It's made me almost uncontrollably ecstatic!
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: kilodelta on June 27, 2015, 02:13:49 AM
I just read on the interwebs that erectile dysfunction has increased by over two hundred thousand percent since this hit the news... it's worse than we all feared.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: drunkenshoe on June 27, 2015, 07:26:56 AM
I don't know. It didn't do anything to me, but I felt a warm feeling spread inside and I felt like giving a huge, loud, evil laugh. It was also important that it passed in the US considering the general influence.

You know what? I am enjoying this too much.  :dance:
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: aitm on June 27, 2015, 07:59:37 AM
Laugh if you want, at your own peril. Right now God hisself is lining up hurricanes and tornadoes and draughts and all kinds of what nots to unleash on our country at exactly the time he wants to, when he wants to, which may not all be exactly at the same time and could be spread over a couple hundred years, but REST ASSURED ALL MIGHTY GOD IS A COMING WITH VENGEFUL WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








so there.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mike Cl on June 27, 2015, 09:16:18 AM
Quote from: aitm on June 27, 2015, 07:59:37 AM
Laugh if you want, at your own peril. Right now God hisself is lining up hurricanes and tornadoes and draughts and all kinds of what nots to unleash on our country at exactly the time he wants to, when he wants to, which may not all be exactly at the same time and could be spread over a couple hundred years, but REST ASSURED ALL MIGHTY GOD IS A COMING WITH VENGEFUL WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








so there.
I should have known it!!!  As a resident of CA, we are suffering thru an historic drought.  So, that tells me gwad knew the outcome of this case already and was just warming up here in CA, practicing with what the rest of you gawdless heathens and stuff are going to get! 

So there.............yourself.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: the_antithesis on June 27, 2015, 10:00:50 AM
My, what a lovely window treatment.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mermaid on June 27, 2015, 11:37:43 AM
OMG. This morning, I woke up GAY.

You homos and your homo agenda! Thanks for forcing your gayness on the good people of the U S of A.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: TomFoolery on June 27, 2015, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: Mermaid on June 27, 2015, 11:37:43 AM
OMG. This morning, I woke up GAY.

I've already heard talk about heterosexual concentration camps, so it sounds like it's for the best.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mermaid on June 27, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
I just read the following comment on Facebook:

"White heterosexual Christians are the most marginalized group in America".

Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: TomFoolery on June 27, 2015, 11:47:23 AM
Quote from: Mermaid on June 27, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
I just read the following comment on Facebook:

"White heterosexual Christians are the most marginalized group in America".

Sounds like someone is listening to too much Glenn Beck.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/glenn-beck-predicts-massive-anti-christian-persecution-if-scotus-legalizes-gay-marriage
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Mike Cl on June 27, 2015, 11:55:17 AM
Quote from: Mermaid on June 27, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
I just read the following comment on Facebook:

"White heterosexual Christians are the most marginalized group in America".
Oh God!  If only that were true!! Let us pray!!
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: kilodelta on June 27, 2015, 12:11:19 PM
Yeah. I can already imagine the comments after the next nature disaster...
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Solitary on June 27, 2015, 02:01:31 PM
My wife already turned into a pillar of salt when she found out I used to have a bisexual girlfriend 30 years ago.  :eek:  :biggrin2:   
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 27, 2015, 03:04:50 PM
Holy CRAP! In South Carolina not only are demons on the loose! (They're everywhere they're everywhere! ) But they're talking about taking down the confederate flag! The next thing you know it'll rain and cool down a bit from 100° to (GASP) the 90's! 


Shit! It's eighty fucking five degrees here and it rained! :eek:
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 27, 2015, 03:07:38 PM
O M G! Apparently there's no fear of living room remodeling!
Don't you people understand the potential ramifications of this?
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Munch on June 27, 2015, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 27, 2015, 03:07:38 PM
O M G! Apparently there's no fear of living room remodeling!
Don't you people understand the potential ramifications of this?

but.. but I want the sexy demon hordes to come visit :(

(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs19/300W/i/2010/216/6/f/Realistic_Sexy_Kinky_Man_Demon_by_tygrax.jpg)
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: trdsf on July 15, 2015, 02:21:36 AM
Well, foo!  I can't participate in the poll because I'm not straight, and I can't see the results because I haven't participated in the poll!

It's discrimination, I tells ya!  :D
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: trdsf on July 15, 2015, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: Munch on June 27, 2015, 03:27:34 PM
but.. but I want the sexy demon hordes to come visit :(

(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs19/300W/i/2010/216/6/f/Realistic_Sexy_Kinky_Man_Demon_by_tygrax.jpg)
Ooo.  Sign me up for the demon hordes, then...
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Draconic Aiur on July 15, 2015, 02:55:34 AM
With every horde there's chicks because hell doesn't discriminate
(http://www.makeuptalk.com/f/gateway_redirect.php?act=image&id=215161)
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Sal1981 on July 15, 2015, 06:33:21 PM
My coffee intake supersedes my sleepiness level meaning I've stopped sleeping, thanks to marriage equality.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on July 15, 2015, 07:04:23 PM
I just got my living room the way I want it after a decade. Now they've fucked it up.

(http://prokopetz.net/images/posted/reimu-heresy.png)

I am not pleased.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 10, 2015, 05:57:56 PM
Well, there's always demons spreading chaos throughout the land, that's nothing new but for the intensity of their whining. They hide around corners, waiting for some passing heathen atheist or gay person to clobber over the head with their bibles.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 10, 2015, 06:29:00 PM
I now have to wear an armband with "Hetero" on it. The badge looks like a piece of white bread.
Title: Re: A Poll for Straight People
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on August 10, 2015, 07:58:56 PM
Just today I saw armed militias marching straight people to the butt fucking camps.. Thanks Obama.