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Title: Hello everyone!
Post by: ThinkingChicken on June 04, 2015, 03:31:24 PM
I am literally a brand new skeptic (just today decided to be non-religious), and joined here to discuss my views, as I am now a secret agnostic (will come out as they say when I'm out on my own). While I don't think my majority Christian family will react too much, I always like to keep things on the safe side. I am 19 (turning 20 next month), in college (buisness major) and work in the ever painful retail industry!  I'm hoping to have a real fun time here!
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Mike Cl on June 04, 2015, 03:34:19 PM
Quote from: ThinkingChicken on June 04, 2015, 03:31:24 PM
I am literally a brand new skeptic (just today decided to be non-religious), and joined here to discuss my views, as I am now a secret agnostic (will come out as they say when I'm out on my own). While I don't think my majority Christian family will react too much, I always like to keep things on the safe side. I am 19 (turning 20 next month), in college (buisness major) and work in the ever painful retail industry!  I'm hoping to have a real fun time here!
Welcome.  And keeping quiet seems to be the smart thing to do.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: stromboli on June 04, 2015, 04:29:00 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: kilodelta on June 04, 2015, 08:38:34 PM
Welcome.

I've been a life long atheist and haven't shared that part of my life with my co-workers. This is the case for many of us on this forum.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on June 05, 2015, 10:47:58 PM
Welcome Fried ...ThinkingChicken! Don't worry, we only eat theists here, and they aren't generally the thinking kind. But my sister does have a great recipe for chicken... :think:
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: wolf39us on June 05, 2015, 10:48:31 PM
yo wassup?  Welcome to the forum!  I shall be your new god.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Green Bottle on June 06, 2015, 05:23:04 PM
Welcome ThinkingChicken... :shifty:
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: trdsf on June 07, 2015, 08:13:32 PM
Welcome!  Like planet Earth, we're mostly harmless here.  :)
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: aitm on June 07, 2015, 08:47:25 PM
welcome to the most fun and wonderful site on the whole internetty thingy……..oh wait….wrong room…er….Hi, have a seat and the doctor will be right with you.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: undulationer on June 11, 2015, 12:21:53 PM
Hello everyone I'm new to the site. I've been writing a fictional book about multiple dimensions with slightly different religions. I wanted to share my thoughts, but I'm afraid of some word mistakes here and there. My full intro to express my ideology about New World Order, Illuminati, creation of life and future of mankind is 3737 words long. I really want to post it, but Ill be happy for somebody to have a look into mistakes, you most probably will find about 20 or so. I just want to be as official as I could. I got no money for editor at the moment. So if somebody is interested to help. pm me. Ill go find a spot to post the entire thing.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Sal1981 on June 11, 2015, 12:24:54 PM
Hi & welcome to AF.
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Solomon Zorn on June 11, 2015, 12:55:35 PM
Quote from: undulationer on June 11, 2015, 12:21:53 PM
â–²The infinity risen from out o h2o greeting wth nature bursts into wisdom leads to crafting perfection of craft for a blind eye appeals as magic tends to trick follows into discord nature is the key of war ends down with death suggests of chaos end is the beginning of order.

I smell  :weed:
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 11, 2015, 09:09:11 PM
Quote from: undulationer on June 11, 2015, 12:21:53 PM
Hello everyone I'm new to the site. I've been writing a fictional book about multiple dimensions with slightly different religions. I wanted to share my thoughts, but I'm afraid of some word mistakes here and there. My full intro to express my ideology about New World Order, Illuminati, creation of life and future of mankind is 3737 words long. I really want to post it, but Ill be happy for somebody to have a look into mistakes, you most probably will find about 20 or so. I just want to be as official as I could. I got no money for editor at the moment. So if somebody is interested to help. pm me. Ill go find a spot to post the entire thing.
[mod]That's nice. Bye.

Wham. Spam. Thank you ma'am.[/mod]
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 10:33:18 PM
Hi I'm writing a book about this post. .

The night was dark. .I posted this. .
The End


Well?  Whaddaya think? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Mike Cl on June 12, 2015, 12:05:57 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 10:33:18 PM
Hi I'm writing a book about this post. .

The night was dark. .I posted this. .
The End


Well?  Whaddaya think? :biggrin:
Too verbose!
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: trdsf on June 12, 2015, 04:55:06 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 10:33:18 PM
Hi I'm writing a book about this post. .

The night was dark. .I posted this. .
The End


Well?  Whaddaya think? :biggrin:

It's derivative of Edward Bulwer-Lytton's The Coming Blog, which began "It was a dark and stormy post..."
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 12, 2015, 05:36:58 AM
Welcome thinkingchicken, to our little band of heathens!
Title: Re: Hello everyone!
Post by: Baruch on June 13, 2015, 09:36:11 AM
ThinkingChicken ... welcome.  We must be relatives ... at work my nickname is "Super Chicken Little Man".  I even have a sidekick.  We both wear the "authorized and genuine" chicken hat from the cartoon movie.  You are at just the beginning of your adventures ... the incarnate future.