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Title: Fresh out the closet
Post by: michaelc232 on May 13, 2015, 09:16:18 PM
Hello all, my name is Michael. Nearly a year ago, I came out of the closet as a homosexual. Today, I came out of the closet as an atheist. I have spent the last 6 months or so not believing in God, but I finally found the courage to make my public statement. It feels great to be out and open. Looking forward to chatting with you guys.

Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: stromboli on May 13, 2015, 09:19:41 PM
Welcome. I'm not sure how the mods view your link in a first post, but I don't see a problem. we have a few gay atheists on here, you should feel right at home.

Btw, nice blog. Hope the mods agree. You did a great job with it.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 13, 2015, 11:14:32 PM
Welcome to the joint.. Now you are fully free to go cause tornadoes and hurricanes wherever possible.. Oh wait...you married yet?  You have to marry someone first to cause all manner of natural disasters.. Sorry...Rules are rules.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: michaelc232 on May 14, 2015, 12:04:38 AM
I know, I know, I have to marry a man before I can desecrate the sanctity of Paula White's 3rd marriage.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 14, 2015, 12:27:15 AM
With all this coming out of the closet, I bet you finally have room for your clothes in there now.

lol Welcome!
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: hrdlr110 on May 14, 2015, 12:39:09 AM
Quote from: michaelc232 on May 13, 2015, 09:16:18 PM
Hello all, my name is Michael. Nearly a year ago, I came out of the closet as a homosexual. Today, I came out of the closet as an atheist. I have spent the last 6 months or so not believing in God, but I finally found the courage to make my public statement. It feels great to be out and open. Looking forward to chatting with you guys.

I'm so confused??? Was this closet inside another closet?  Like a closet for closets? At least your homosexual closet would have had nice clothes! 
Welcome out of the closets! Unless there are still other closets you're dwelling in?
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Sargon The Grape on May 14, 2015, 01:13:50 AM
Howdy ho, fine sir. Feel free to make yourself at home and have some cookies. Pay no attention to the chains and whips in the corner: the Troll Keepers got bored last night and had a little, er, party with their work tools.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Atheon on May 14, 2015, 02:59:06 AM
Welcome to the forums! It's not easy to come out of one closet, much less two!
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 14, 2015, 03:12:22 AM
Fuck the closet and forget about it. Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Munch on May 14, 2015, 04:17:42 AM
Hey Michael, I'm also a gay atheist with the same name, but sooner people call me Mike these days.

Congrats on coming out and being yourself, nothing more liberating then no longer having to pretend to be something your not because it's what others expect.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 14, 2015, 04:35:14 AM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on May 14, 2015, 12:39:09 AM
I'm so confused??? Was this closet inside another closet?  Like a closet for closets? At least your homosexual closet would have had nice clothes! 
Welcome out of the closets! Unless there are still other closets you're dwelling in?

Closetception
BWAAS!

No seriously, welcom to our little band of heathens. Hope you'll enjoy it here Michael.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Solomon Zorn on May 14, 2015, 06:12:31 AM
Welcome, Michael!
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Green Bottle on May 14, 2015, 08:10:55 AM
Afternoon Michael & Welcome....
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Desdinova on May 14, 2015, 08:57:28 AM
Welcome aboard Michael.   :pirate:  Congratulations on your "coming outs"!  Enjoy the forum!
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: michaelc232 on May 14, 2015, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on May 14, 2015, 12:39:09 AM
I'm so confused??? Was this closet inside another closet?  Like a closet for closets? At least your homosexual closet would have had nice clothes! 
Welcome out of the closets! Unless there are still other closets you're dwelling in?

You see, I stepped out of one closet to discover much more fabulous dressing attire, but no cute boys to kiss. I was recently informed that outside of the religious closet there were more cute boys than i could imagine! Apparently they like to do more than kissing, and apparently so do I. :)
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Desdinova on May 14, 2015, 04:15:32 PM
Quote from: michaelc232 on May 14, 2015, 04:07:36 PM
You see, I stepped out of one closet to discover much more fabulous dressing attire, but no cute boys to kiss. I was recently informed that outside of the religious closet there were more cute boys than i could imagine! Apparently they like to do more than kissing, and apparently so do I. :)

The pastor inside your closet is saddened by this news.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: stromboli on May 14, 2015, 04:39:36 PM
Am I correct in assuming that Grindr also has classified ads for renting vacant closets?

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuIxJqbP8-a0BXDCGF90y4GbPBAC9tQvt4clyMqD2Yg8gx7Fr_)
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: Solitary on May 14, 2015, 04:51:37 PM
Welcome aboard michaelc232! My best friend is Michael, and one bird in the spring does not a spring make, but the bush of a bi lesbian does make. I'm sure you will find friends here, we are not better than thou Christians accept some hypocritical Christians that preach instead of love. Solitary
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: michaelc232 on May 14, 2015, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on May 14, 2015, 04:15:32 PM
The pastor inside your closet is saddened by this news.

Only because he wanted me more than the cute boys outside of the closet.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: michaelc232 on May 14, 2015, 06:08:45 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 14, 2015, 04:39:36 PM
Am I correct in assuming that Grindr also has classified ads for renting vacant closets?

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuIxJqbP8-a0BXDCGF90y4GbPBAC9tQvt4clyMqD2Yg8gx7Fr_)

Yes, grinder rents out several vacant closets, as I have had a good time in many of them.
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: stromboli on May 14, 2015, 07:04:57 PM
XD: Always knew there was potential there.....
Title: Re: Fresh out the closet
Post by: trdsf on May 14, 2015, 07:43:14 PM
Hello and welcome from another dual closet exiter!