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Title: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 11, 2015, 06:26:02 AM
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Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 07:13:51 AM
Well, wasn't that just 'random'? Must be the language barrier for me.  :shifty: 
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: Atheon on May 11, 2015, 07:49:38 AM
Fandom, Funk, Pints, Purse, Sax, Boots
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 11, 2015, 07:55:27 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 07:13:51 AM
Well, wasn't that just 'random'? Must be the language barrier for me.  :shifty: 
The point is that dirty minds would supply other words, all related to sex.

I know I did.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 08:39:40 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 11, 2015, 07:55:27 AM
The point is that dirty minds would supply other words, all related to sex.

I know I did.

I know. So did I. 'Random' was the only word I scored, because we don't use the word 'condom' (prezervatif) and as it is the first one, I guessed it. If it came after the others, probably I would think of 'condom' instead of 'random'. I was just tryng to be funny by making a pun,lol. Failed.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: aitm on May 11, 2015, 08:50:25 AM
Cute but I think once a person hits the first in a sexually related way the rest would simply be of the topic. If the words were not so obvious I think it would be different. But it's a cute joke.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 09:06:34 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 11, 2015, 08:50:25 AM
If the words were not so obvious I think it would be different.

Agreed. Chain reaction. 
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: SGOS on May 11, 2015, 09:35:36 AM
The answers given in the key are obviously wrong.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: Solitary on May 11, 2015, 11:01:58 AM
Ditto!
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: stromboli on May 12, 2015, 02:58:27 PM
I took the test twice because I forgot what I put the first time.  :think:
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Post by: kilodelta on May 12, 2015, 04:51:20 PM
Shitballs. I took the test and now I forgot my grandchildren's faces. At least I scored a.... um.... fuck.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2015, 05:37:49 PM
I forgot I posted this here.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 31, 2015, 02:05:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 11, 2015, 06:26:02 AM
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When you're done with the Alzheimer's, can you please pass the black pepper?

Found out recently that my father may have this, although it's probably some other form of dementia. It's scaring the shit out of my mother, who took him way down to SC for their retirement, too far that my sister or I can do anything about it.
Title: Re: Can you pass the Alzheimer's Test?
Post by: Solitary on August 31, 2015, 05:03:21 PM
I have lesions on my brain that can lead to dementia, butt im doing fin sooo fart. I have to make a joke out of this because it really is a possibility. So far my MRI's show my MS isn't getting worse, and by last eye exam showed my vision was better, even though I was having freaky migraines with visual disturbances without a headache from the location of one by my optic nerve. Getting old is a bitch (no offence ladies.), and getting older is like getting high on pot.  :pidu: Yeah!