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Title: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: stromboli on May 05, 2015, 06:28:24 PM
http://www.kcci.com/news/woman-files-federal-lawsuit-against-all-homosexuals/32815688

QuoteAUBURN, Nebraska â€"A Nebraska woman has filed a federal lawsuit asking for a judge to decide if homosexuality is a sin, The Omaha World Herald reports.

The woman from Auburn said she is an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ.

The World Herald said Sylvia Driskell cited Bible verses and said in the lawsuit "that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)"

The Herald said Driskell is representing herself in the lawsuit.

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Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: dtq123 on May 05, 2015, 06:45:19 PM
http://www.omaha.com/news/nebraska/nebraska-woman-files-suit-in-federal-court-against-all-homosexuals/article_91c7526c-f33b-11e4-964f-97697770307b.html
QuoteDriskell could not be reached by phone.
Good Luck with that.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Munch on May 05, 2015, 07:17:51 PM
If this woman develops a cancerous growth in her brain years for now, I'll take some great pleasure in knowing my very existence has brought this about.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: stromboli on May 05, 2015, 07:18:56 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2015, 07:17:51 PM
If this woman develops a cancerous growth in her brain years for now, I'll take some great pleasure in knowing my very existence has brought this about.

Lol. Expect a tornado in Nebraska any time now.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: GrinningYMIR on May 05, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
QuoteThe woman from Auburn said she is an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ.

The World Herald said Sylvia Driskell cited Bible verses and said in the lawsuit "that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)"


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seriously?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Munch on May 05, 2015, 07:41:05 PM
Maybe we can sue her for talking, since women aren't allowed a voice according to the buybull, and wearing mixed fabrics is a sin to so theres another notch, oh and thou shall not bear false witness, in other words bullshitting is considered a sin.

I think theres more cases of sin held against her from her own rhetoric then what she can come up with against anyone else.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Termin on May 05, 2015, 07:52:26 PM
 Not that this will ever make it to court, although I would like to see it go to court just for the comedic possibilities.

  As I understand it, you have the right to face your accuser based on the 6th amendment. So God and or Jesus are required by law to show up :)


 
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: SGOS on May 05, 2015, 10:07:06 PM
She's not asking the judge to find it illegal.  She wants him to declare it a sin.  As you know, a sin is much worse than illegal.  She's pulling out all the stops on this one and going straight for the jugular.  No fooling around anymore.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Aletheia on May 05, 2015, 10:30:11 PM
Meh... ask her to reflect on how she handles her own sins and the realization that God considers all sins equal. She may find that she asks for forgiveness for her own sins. It's a moot point decrying something as a sin when it can be so easily forgiven by the Christian deity.
Title: Nebraska woman sues all homosexuals
Post by: Deidre32 on May 05, 2015, 11:15:16 PM
Found this earlier tonight on another atheist forum ...

Yes...it's serious.  :rotflmao:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals-liers-thieves-n354301
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: trdsf on May 06, 2015, 01:01:10 AM
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*wakes up* Hey, can I countersue if JC and Big Daddy don't show up to support her in court?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: stromboli on May 06, 2015, 01:22:19 AM
How long did that take to type?  :eek:

Who exactly is she expecting to show up at court? Is Anderson Cooper and his SO going to arrive with a lawyer? I don't know which is more pathetic, the fact that this woman could be so clueless or the fact that she actually represents a body of rank and file Christians. It would not surprise me if there is an internet fund raiser to support her cause.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2015, 03:29:19 AM
Sylvia Driskell. On the road to present her case.

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Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: trdsf on May 06, 2015, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: stromboli on May 06, 2015, 01:22:19 AM
How long did that take to type?  :eek:

Not very.  Copy, paste, and the magic of exponential growth.  :D

Anyway, I suspect that this is a case that will get on the court's calendar only so the judge can have it thrown out so hard that this idiot is across the street from the courthouse before she actually hits the pavement.  Even in Nebraska, most judges are aware that they decide on what's the law, not on what's a sin.  Funny how she couldn't find a lawyer to take the case, even there.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Green Bottle on May 06, 2015, 08:15:57 AM
           Sylvia Driskell
U have no brain in your head
          O stupid stupid
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Atheon on May 06, 2015, 10:15:47 AM
Kookoo... kookoo... kookoo...
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 06, 2015, 10:58:29 AM
Well fuck, guess I better find a lawyer...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no....
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Solitary on May 06, 2015, 11:31:22 AM
 :wtff: :doh:
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Desdinova on May 06, 2015, 11:42:25 AM
Once again the stupidity of the few outweighs the rationality of the many.
Title: Re: Nebraska woman sues all homosexuals
Post by: Solitary on May 06, 2015, 12:05:07 PM
Unfortunately, it is world serious. 
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Munch on May 06, 2015, 02:07:44 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on May 06, 2015, 11:42:25 AM
Once again the stupidity of the few outweighs the rationality of the many.

when you said that, I imagined like ten regular sane normal people on one side, and mama june on the other side.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Desdinova on May 06, 2015, 03:03:35 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 06, 2015, 02:07:44 PM
when you said that, I imagined like ten regular sane normal people on one side, and mama june on the other side.

LOL, I had to google Mama June to get that.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Unbeliever on May 06, 2015, 09:23:42 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 05, 2015, 06:28:24 PM
"Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)"

Maybe to stay alive? Working? Without broken bones?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Unbeliever on May 06, 2015, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on May 06, 2015, 11:42:25 AM
Once again the stupidity of the few outweighs the rationality of the many.


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: pr126 on May 07, 2015, 01:19:53 AM
 In other parts of the world...  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-twisted-militants-throw-gay-5271420)

Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Draconic Aiur on May 07, 2015, 01:47:54 AM
This is ................... That is all.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: pr126 on May 07, 2015, 04:46:27 AM
 Meanwhile in Iran  (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/sep/07/iran-executes-men-homosexuality-charges)
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Files Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals Everywhere
Post by: Atheon on May 07, 2015, 05:58:29 AM
2011 is not "meanwhile"