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Title: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: 1liesalot on April 28, 2015, 10:44:53 AM
You must help to hasten the End Times. Click this link unless you want to burn in hell.

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/apocalypsenowgroupurl/info

Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Mike Cl on April 28, 2015, 10:53:01 AM
That is a Yahoo group with only one member--is that you????
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Termin on April 28, 2015, 12:00:14 PM
Quote from: 1liesalot on April 28, 2015, 10:44:53 AM
You must help to hasten the End Times. Click this link unless you want to burn in hell.

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/apocalypsenowgroupurl/info

  Why would I want to join a religion that is designed to be anti-social, and intolerant of others people's faiths ? One that teaches bigotry ? Tells me what songs to sing, what friends to have ? How to dance ?
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Mike Cl on April 28, 2015, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: Termin on April 28, 2015, 12:00:14 PM
  Why would I want to join a religion that is designed to be anti-social, and intolerant of others people's faiths ? One that teaches bigotry ? Tells me what songs to sing, what friends to have ? How to dance ?
So you don't go to hell??  And what if you don't know how to dance???
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Solitary on April 28, 2015, 12:29:48 PM
 :rolleyes: Here we go again!  :popcorn: Solitary
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: doorknob on April 28, 2015, 12:31:45 PM
Smells like a troll.

But sure I'll bite any way

No one here is afraid of hell because it doesn't exist so threatening us with it is of no use to you. Other than to be a troll.
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Munch on April 28, 2015, 12:38:37 PM
So let me get this right. The happy chappy who wrote this, is asking for people to follow him, encouraging them to bow their heads, because once they do it would bring god down on everyone, killing off everyone who isn't bowing.

Doesn't he strike you as an act of terrorism, in someone wanting everyone else to die except a small group?
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: stromboli on April 28, 2015, 12:56:59 PM
There are various interpretations. John, the supposed author of Revelations, was supposedly a Jew. The main belief is that 144,000 represents 12,000 members each of the 12 tribes of Israel. The Jehovah's Witnesses have a different take, but its all allegorical bullshit, so who cares.
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Mike Cl on April 28, 2015, 01:05:16 PM
Quote from: 1liesalot on April 28, 2015, 10:44:53 AM
You must help to hasten the End Times. Click this link unless you want to burn in hell.

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/apocalypsenowgroupurl/info
Am I the only one to see this as sarcastic???
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Desdinova on April 28, 2015, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 28, 2015, 01:05:16 PM
Am I the only one to see this as sarcastic???

Nope.  I thought the same.
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: stromboli on April 28, 2015, 02:54:05 PM
Yes it is sarcastic. Also pointless.
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2015, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: 1liesalot on April 28, 2015, 10:44:53 AM
You must help to hasten the End Times. Click this link unless you want to burn in hell.

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/apocalypsenowgroupurl/info



Well, if it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon burn in hell. Given the future "heat death" of the universe, hell will eventually be the only place left with any energy to support life.

Too bad there's no such place.
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on April 28, 2015, 04:06:04 PM
I already voted for Obama. What the fuck else do you need from me to bring about the end of times?
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2015, 04:11:21 PM
If President Obama were to bring about the end times, would that be considered a good legacy?
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: Solitary on April 28, 2015, 04:56:30 PM
"YES" NO MORE SUFFERING FOR SENTIENT CREATURES.  :eek: :borg: :butt:
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: dtq123 on April 28, 2015, 06:02:32 PM
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7903506
I Honestly just wanted to use that :lol:
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: trdsf on April 28, 2015, 10:52:40 PM
I don't want to end the universe, but I would like to reboot it into a better OS.
Title: Re: Help Us to Hasten the End Times! Do it Now"
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on April 29, 2015, 05:10:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 28, 2015, 04:11:21 PM
If President Obama were to bring about the end times, would that be considered a good legacy?
Yes, of course.. At least to the alien race that finally lands on earth to figure out how the entire planet went extinct.  Thanks Obama..