QuoteThe Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.
Aquarium employee fired for sleeping with a walrus
“We hold a zero tolerance policy against sexual crimes and abuse towards the animals of the aquarium,†says Miss Delfoy. “We cannot ignore an act of this nature. Dr. Alvis assumed very important responsibilities in this establishment, and replacing her will be very hard, but sleeping with a walrus is highly unethical and totally unacceptable. It’s a breach of trust and we find no other solution but to fire her.â€Public relations manager Audrey Delfoy was clearly shocked by the incident and wishes for Dr. Alvis to seek the help she needs.
Dr. Alvis still hasn’t commented on her lay off and refuses to meet with journalists. But some of her relatives claim she’s been going through a rough time since a recent breakup that occurred in February and that her actions could possibly mean a “cry for helpâ€. No criminal accusations has been filed against the 35-year-old woman, but police confirm that an investigation has been opened and that she could face accusations of zoophilia and bestiality.
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Goo goo g'joob
Suddenly my nether region seems very small in comparison to just moments before reading this.. I, I, I feel so inadequate.. :eek:
Meh, I don't think it's THAAAT weird...
If I'm not mistaken a walrus penis is about the size of...well..me, my ENTIRE body.. I kind of doubt big dick jokes would phase the woman.
Next step for her, the African Savannah
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 28, 2015, 12:08:21 AM
Suddenly my nether region seems very small in comparison to just moments before reading this.. I, I, I feel so inadequate.. :eek:
Once you go walrus you don't go back!
I think I'm going to throw up.
I got a theory, the doctor is a world of warcraft fan, and became smitten with a particular race in the game, known as Tuskarr.
(http://cs614616.vk.me/v614616054/2232c/Pr-e5__ag8M.jpg)
"When did you first notice that woman looking at you in a sexual way"? :0
Has anyone seen the movie, Tusk? It's a couple of months old.
Quotehaving complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus
By complete, are we saying there was a "money shot" involved?
Quote1700kg marine animal
Safe to say the good doctor eschewed the missionary position.
Quotesleeping with a walrus is highly unethical and totally unacceptable
I don't think "sleeping" was involved. Can you imagine how loud a walrus snores?
QuoteDr. Alvis still hasn’t commented on her lay off and refuses to meet with journalists
Really? I wonder why?
Quoteshe could face accusations of zoophilia and bestiality
OK, bestiality I've heard of, I mean I live in WV. But zoophilia? WTF is that?
Stupid sexy walruses.
This does sort of remind me about a case we had about... I dunno, a decade ago, in my home state where a man died as a result of taking 32 inches of Seabiscuit up his rear. Sex with horses, surprisingly, was not illegal in this state at the time. That oversight was swiftly corrected.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on April 28, 2015, 02:03:49 PM
Stupid sexy walruses.
This does sort of remind me about a case we had about... I dunno, a decade ago, in my home state where a man died as a result of taking 32 inches of Seabiscuit up his rear. Sex with horses, surprisingly, was not illegal in this state at the time. That oversight was swiftly corrected.
Thinning of the herd.
It seems to me that it would be very difficult to have safe sex with a walrus. I wonder if they make condoms that size?
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on April 28, 2015, 02:03:49 PM
Stupid sexy walruses.
This does sort of remind me about a case we had about... I dunno, a decade ago, in my home state where a man died as a result of taking 32 inches of Seabiscuit up his rear. Sex with horses, surprisingly, was not illegal in this state at the time. That oversight was swiftly corrected.
Haha, I remember Mr. Hands. One of the first things to kill my innocence on the internet.
Fun fact: like many other mammals (humans excluded), walruses have a bone in their penis called the baculum. A walrus baculum can be up to 25 inches long and has been used by the Inuit people to make knives.
fake.
Quote from: Sal1981 on April 30, 2015, 12:54:29 PM
fake.
*and gay
Come on, if you're gonna insult it, at least do it in the full spirit of internet tradition. :P
If she is looking for a rebound guy...
(http://i.imgur.com/DxrE4.jpg)
That walrus had it coming. He was dressed provocatively with his sexy flippers and those big hard tusks--She was only doing what normal God-fearing women do. You can't blame her.
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 30, 2015, 07:29:26 PM
If she is looking for a rebound guy...
(http://i.imgur.com/DxrE4.jpg)
OR
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131116002700/villains/images/f/f5/Wilford_Brimley.jpg)
Nobody ever thinks of the children. Mixed species is bad enough but amphibian? Could get ugly. And who gets custody?
Quote from: stromboli on May 01, 2015, 02:54:04 PM
Nobody ever thinks of the children. Mixed species is bad enough but amphibian? Could get ugly. And who gets custody?
...walruses are mammals...
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 01, 2015, 03:14:19 PM
...walruses are mammals...
Point taken. I meant they live in water a good part of the time.
Quote from: SGOS on April 28, 2015, 01:41:43 PM
Has anyone seen the movie, Tusk? It's a couple of months old.
That's a recent Kevin Smith movie.
Of course not.
I suspect lots of sedatives and electrical stimulation may have been used.
At most, I may feel a detached fascination with the evolution of sperm delivery mechanisms. I fail to see the sex appeal. I mean, I've been lonely and I've been in a sexual "drought" before, but I can honestly say, not once have I looked at another animal and think "why not?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Walrus_-_Kamogawa_Seaworld_-_1.jpg)
Puppy dog eyes? Nah.
Careful, Strom, he might wreck your shit for that comment. Walruses are fearless motherfuckers.
(http://static-4.nexusmods.com/15/images/110/641510-1324411890.jpg)
Don't even get me started on what happens when you really start to piss them off.
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/121/4/5/walrus_dragon_by_greyanimebeast-d63q120.jpg)