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Title: I'm in Hell
Post by: Ro3bert on April 17, 2015, 10:53:31 PM
Yes, I'm in hell here on earth. Actually it feels really good and I want to stay here. I just can't imagine sitting at the left hand of Christ or God along with all those others. Can you see millions upon millions (assuming there are that many) all crammed together for eternity? Sheesh! Must get awfully cramped and smelly.

So what do you do in your off time, play a harp or something, assuming you have any free time of course?

No, I think I'll just hang in here, helping out at the local Senior Center, reading, drinking wine, farting loudly and denying God and Christ (and, of course also denying the holy ghost...etc). In other words being the quintessential atheist.

ATHEISTS SAVE THE GODS!!  
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: stromboli on April 17, 2015, 11:16:18 PM
Enjoy your time there. Since hell doesn't exist for the rest of us, you'll probably get a little lonely. And I'd be happy to save the gods but I'm fairly certain there aren't any.
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Solitary on April 18, 2015, 02:15:03 AM
Welcome aboard Ro3bert! You could look for those 72 virgins hiding behind veils fluttering their wings.  :pai: :biggrin2: Solitary 
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Munch on April 18, 2015, 04:57:39 AM
If I can save one God, it have to be hercules, since he'd pork anyone and everyone and still have energy to wrestle a lion.

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_small/5/54353/3586239-hercules+-+avengers+alliance_3q+right+front+view_color_16x-lrg.png)
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: aitm on April 18, 2015, 12:16:51 PM
Revelations claims only 144 thousand get in, if I recall……or was it 14,000….meh….whatever.
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Ro3bert on April 18, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
Quote from: stromboli on April 17, 2015, 11:16:18 PM
Enjoy your time there. Since hell doesn't exist for the rest of us, you'll probably get a little lonely. And I'd be happy to save the gods but I'm fairly certain there aren't any.

:weed: Hay, Stromboli. I know it is almost impossible to get much feeling for the intent of the written word but I was feeling a little sarcastic when I posted this. I was hoping to see a couple of laughs.

BTW the "Atheists save the Gods" is a deliberate miss-quote of "God save the Queen". :weed:

Robert
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Solitary on April 18, 2015, 05:41:24 PM
It's no accident that the symbol of a bishop is a crook, and the sign of an archbishop is a double cross. Everyday now, God is beginning to look like a cosmic Cheshire cat.  :eek: :biggrin2:
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: antediluvian on April 18, 2015, 06:09:38 PM
Quote from: Ro3bert on April 18, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
:weed: Hay, Stromboli. I know it is almost impossible to get much feeling for the intent of the written word but I was feeling a little sarcastic when I posted this. I was hoping to see a couple of laughs.

BTW the "Atheists save the Gods" is a deliberate miss-quote of "God save the Queen". :weed:

Robert

Sarcasm is like poetry. 
One either excels or fails.

Suggest a different tactic.
Maybe read here a while.
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Desdinova on April 20, 2015, 09:05:13 AM
Quote from: Munch on April 18, 2015, 04:57:39 AM
If I can save one God, it have to be hercules, since he'd pork anyone and everyone and still have energy to wrestle a lion.

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_small/5/54353/3586239-hercules+-+avengers+alliance_3q+right+front+view_color_16x-lrg.png)


Desdinova is disappointed that Hercules' is not naked and sporting a 15" trouser snake. 

Oh and welcome aboard Ro3bert!  :pirate:
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:10:39 AM
Stromboli has a normal size trouser snake and is perfectly happy with it. And I know you were being sarcastic.

(http://rs2img.memecdn.com/trouser-snake-attack_o_1488301.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Desdinova on April 20, 2015, 09:33:22 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:10:39 AM
And I know you were being sarcastic.


Me?  Sarcastic?
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Munch on April 20, 2015, 01:11:44 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on April 20, 2015, 09:05:13 AM

Desdinova is disappointed that Hercules' is not naked and sporting a 15" trouser snake. 


(http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/neil-patrick-harris-with-trouser-snake-big-boa-vanity-fair__oPt.jpg)

this.. just seemed relevant
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: Solitary on April 20, 2015, 01:26:35 PM
All I can say is this topic made my day. Thanks everyone! Solitary
Title: Re: I'm in Hell
Post by: drunkenshoe on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 AM
Quote from: Munch on April 18, 2015, 04:57:39 AM
If I can save one God, it have to be hercules, since he'd pork anyone and everyone and still have energy to wrestle a lion.

If you save Hercules, you would practically save all the gods and so eventually the Abrahamic god. It's the oldest type of the god that exists. It has many evolved faces and aspects though. Hercules is just the Roman version of it. It's like saving 'Yehova or Allah' in grand scheme of things.