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Title: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 25, 2015, 05:29:11 PM
Hello everybody, my name is Byron, I'm an atheist, and I LOVE SIN! I sin all day long, every day, it's all I ever do! I love condoms, I love graven images, I love my 80's rock music. In my free time I enjoy worshiping my golden calf, looking upon women lustfully, tending to my field sewn with 2 different types of seeds, and breeding my different types of cattle. I work at an abortion clinic and INSIST on working on the sabbath. Oh, yeah, and everything in my wardrobe is made from 2 different types of material mixed together.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: the_antithesis on January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 25, 2015, 06:22:49 PM
Stuff that the Judea-christian god says you're not supposed to do.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Munch on January 25, 2015, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?

its a boss from final fantasy X
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Sal1981 on January 25, 2015, 09:33:53 PM
Hi & welcome to Atheistforums.

Quote from: the_antithesis on January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?
It's any action or inaction going against gawd's divine will.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2015, 09:44:51 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 25, 2015, 09:33:53 PM
Hi & welcome to Atheistforums.
It's any action or inaction going against gawd's divine will.
Um, I don't care what ya'll do, just so long as nobody gets hurt.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Sal1981 on January 25, 2015, 10:27:16 PM
Well, he asked. I don't think sin or sinning is real since god isn't real.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 25, 2015, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?
Synonym with 'fun'. Duh.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: gussy on January 25, 2015, 10:46:33 PM
Only Jesus can help you.  Now go and sin no more.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 26, 2015, 06:28:39 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/ACDC_Highway_To_Hell_AUS.jpg)   (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Acdc_Highway_to_Hell.JPG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfM-eyytucU
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 26, 2015, 06:30:27 AM
Oh, sorry guys, I just remembered that Hell doesn't exist, so, yeah, never mind!
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Green Bottle on January 26, 2015, 11:04:57 AM
Welcome Sinner.......... :kidra: :shifty:
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: dtq123 on January 26, 2015, 11:11:59 AM
Welcome to da club mate!

Bring your harem if you got one, fellow sinner. :pidu:
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Desdinova on January 26, 2015, 12:22:36 PM
Quote from: Milleby on January 25, 2015, 05:29:11 PM
Hello everybody, my name is Byron, I'm an atheist, and I LOVE SIN! I sin all day long, every day, it's all I ever do! I love condoms, I love graven images, I love my 80's rock music. In my free time I enjoy worshiping my golden calf, looking upon women lustfully, tending to my field sewn with 2 different types of seeds, and breeding my different types of cattle. I work at an abortion clinic and INSIST on working on the sabbath. Oh, yeah, and everything in my wardrobe is made from 2 different types of material mixed together.

Ahh yes, but have you eaten any babies yet?
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: the_antithesis on January 26, 2015, 02:04:46 PM
Quote from: Milleby on January 25, 2015, 06:22:49 PM
Stuff that the Judea-christian god says you're not supposed to do.

Who?
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: the_antithesis on January 26, 2015, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 25, 2015, 09:33:53 PM
Hi & welcome to Atheistforums.
It's any action or inaction going against gawd's divine will.

Who?
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: the_antithesis on January 26, 2015, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 25, 2015, 08:50:53 PM
its a boss from final fantasy X

What?
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Jason78 on January 26, 2015, 02:46:57 PM
Quote from: Milleby on January 26, 2015, 06:30:27 AM
Oh, sorry guys, I just remembered that Hell doesn't exist, so, yeah, never mind!

Neither does sin, but that doesn't stop you from listening to awesome rock music.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 26, 2015, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on January 26, 2015, 12:22:36 PM
Ahh yes, but have you eaten any babies yet?

Well, there was this one time that me and the guys were spending Thanks Giving at the abortion clinic and we accidentally ruined the turkey... And umm, yeah... I'll just let you piece things together from there.
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Solitary on January 26, 2015, 11:36:05 PM
Welcome aboard Milleby! As long as you don't cause others to suffer I could care less what you do.

http://youtu.be/oExTf5jIVoM



http://youtu.be/du5R4Q40WQU



http://youtu.be/pPMU7zcSA4E
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 26, 2015, 11:52:23 PM
Quote from: Solitary on January 26, 2015, 11:36:05 PM
Welcome aboard Milleby! As long as you don't cause others to suffer I could care less what you do.

What about making Christians feel butt hurt? Do you care about that?
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Solitary on January 26, 2015, 11:59:43 PM
That's not suffering, that's just being an ass about their dogma.  What happen to Zapata is suffering, along with everyone that knew and loved her.   :sad: :angry:  Solitary
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Sargon The Grape on January 27, 2015, 09:30:55 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d0/d0ba575ba162c64e6c651a0cf7f429e8a4712c6a8387ab74333a0493809d5a97.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!
Post by: Milleby on January 27, 2015, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2015, 09:30:55 AM
Do I smell a troll or just an idiot?
Who says those two things are mutually exclusive?