Just stopping in to talk to some smart people. :grin:
I hate intros. Let's see. What can I tell you about myself? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
No wait, that was Dr. Evil, not me.
So I'm an atheist. And insolent, without the burlap bag.
lol That intro was hilarious.
Welcome
Hahaha, welcome to the forum!
Best intro ever
Hi, funny man.
COME MINI ME!
Ah, those where the days, welcome to our moonbase. Watch out for the sharks with lazers attached to their heads
Greetings and welcome. IF the intro was any preview, you will win the weekly cookie contest.
...Welcome to da club mate!
We are all pretty "Smart" here
(I'm young, so cut stuff up into smaller paragraphs for me) :eyes:
Quote from: aitm on January 20, 2015, 08:10:53 AM
Greetings and welcome. IF the intro was any preview, you will win the weekly cookie contest.
We have a cookie contest!???!??? :surprised2:
For a second I was hyped at seeing another Belgian here.
Then I just laughed.
Welcome to the forum!
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