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Title: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: MrJUGGERNAUT on January 19, 2015, 06:37:15 PM
Once again hello, people, i'm a newbie here. As mentioned in the "subject" section, i want to get down to business right away, so i want to find out, whether some of you know any examples of maniacs, serial killers and in general of people, who are responsible for atrocities, who experienced spontaneous remissions or any other types of "miraculous" recovery or "salvation". Of course, only certified information is needed, with all the links. If you manage to find something, that will be very helpful.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 19, 2015, 06:40:12 PM
One of the oddest introductions I have ever seen

Hello to you
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: dtq123 on January 19, 2015, 07:39:48 PM
Welcome to the club mate!

Search daily for new posts on hypocrites in action
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: hrdlr110 on January 19, 2015, 08:48:29 PM
Helpful to whom? And how?  Oh yeah, welcome!
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2015, 08:51:12 PM
Quote from: MrJUGGERNAUT on January 19, 2015, 06:37:15 PM
Once again hello, people, i'm a newbie here. As mentioned in the "subject" section, i want to get down to business right away, so i want to find out, whether some of you know any examples of maniacs, serial killers and in general of people, who are responsible for atrocities, who experienced spontaneous remissions or any other types of "miraculous" recovery or "salvation". Of course, only certified information is needed, with all the links. If you manage to find something, that will be very helpful.
Two things:

1) I don't know who you are.

2) Not off-hand, no.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Munch on January 19, 2015, 09:03:54 PM
Wow.. ok, this made me stop eating my cheerios halfway though a mouthful
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: hrdlr110 on January 19, 2015, 09:25:08 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 19, 2015, 09:03:54 PM
Wow.. ok, this made me stop eating my cheerios halfway though a mouthful

Nothing will cause me to stop eating except being out of food!
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: aitm on January 19, 2015, 09:28:51 PM
from a darkened alley…..a shadow appears, suddenly a flicker of light- a match, then the red glow of a cigarette being lit. In the low gentle red glow a long billow of smoke snakes out of the alley..a dark raspy voice stutters….. "you'll find thousands of stories-cough-, just visit any prison where they keep them. Silent, vicious, crazed killers…then they find jesus….only they smirk as they head back to their cells….its a conspiracy….
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: hrdlr110 on January 19, 2015, 11:29:52 PM
Quote from: aitm on January 19, 2015, 09:28:51 PM
from a darkened alley…..a shadow appears, suddenly a flicker of light- a match, then the red glow of a cigarette being lit. In the low gentle red glow a long billow of smoke snakes out of the alley..a dark raspy voice stutters….. "you'll find thousands of stories-cough-, just visit any prison where they keep them. Silent, vicious, crazed killers…then they find jesus….only they smirk as they head back to their cells….its a conspiracy….

What happens in the cells? Why do they smirk? You were just getting started! Where is the rest of the story? "Paul Harvey, good day"
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: PickelledEggs on January 19, 2015, 11:35:49 PM
I see we have a live one...
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 19, 2015, 11:37:41 PM
Hey, if he decides to go and get himself banned, can I throw some chaos stuff at him before he goes? *hopes*
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Sal1981 on January 20, 2015, 02:26:32 AM
Hello, I guess?

I'm pretty sure a handful of caught serial killers "found jezzzus" while on death roll.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2015, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 20, 2015, 02:26:32 AMI'm pretty sure a handful of caught serial killers "found jezzzus" while on death roll.
Great.  Now I'm stuck with mental images of capsized boats and/or feeding alligators in jails.  :P
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Johan on January 20, 2015, 07:07:33 AM
Quote from: MrJUGGERNAUT on January 19, 2015, 06:37:15 PMi want to find out, whether some of you know any examples of maniacs, serial killers and in general of people, who are responsible for atrocities, who experienced spontaneous remissions or any other types of "miraculous" recovery or "salvation". Of course, only certified information is needed, with all the links. If you manage to find something, that will be very helpful.
Ok let me drop everything and get right on that. Anything else you'd like me to do for you while I'm at it? Pay your bills for you? Tie your shoes for you? Write a doctoral thesis or two?
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 20, 2015, 01:23:07 PM
I think you're mistaken. This is actually not google. That's a few websites down the proverbial block.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Desdinova on January 20, 2015, 01:51:10 PM
Usually an introduction entails saying hello and telling us a little bit about yourself.  Not saying hello and making statements that essentially cause everyone to wonder if you have missed your medications recently.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 20, 2015, 03:03:26 PM
I'm sorry, but the road to salvation can only go through fresh, stove top perculated coffee. Anything else is uncivilized, just slightly burnt. :snooty:
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/IMG_20150120_145317.jpg)
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Jason78 on January 21, 2015, 01:18:24 PM
Quote from: MrJUGGERNAUT on January 19, 2015, 06:37:15 PM
Once again hello, people, i'm a newbie here. As mentioned in the "subject" section, i want to get down to business right away, so i want to find out, whether some of you know any examples of maniacs, serial killers and in general of people, who are responsible for atrocities, who experienced spontaneous remissions or any other types of "miraculous" recovery or "salvation". Of course, only certified information is needed, with all the links. If you manage to find something, that will be very helpful.

Yes.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: stromboli on January 22, 2015, 09:06:28 AM
Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer. You can leave now.
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Moralnihilist on January 22, 2015, 02:04:31 PM
Why do idiots come here and expect us to do their homework?
Title: Re: Hello, everyone, & let's get down to business right away
Post by: Desdinova on January 22, 2015, 03:14:24 PM
Quote from: Moralnihilist on January 22, 2015, 02:04:31 PM
Why do idiots come here and expect us to do their homework?

Uhhhh, because they're idiots?