https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iaql9CW--ck
That would certainly explain a few things
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For muslims god has no sex. But we could say that its a guy. Because it kills women in every word. I mean he acts like women are slaves of men. No freedom for women. And it shows us he hates us, so maybe he is really a gay.
Hmmm...I think this guy might be on to something.
I don't want god on my team! His fanboys are all annoying! :D
Team gay doesn't need that old fart on it, we already got our fabulous leaders.
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Besides imagine if god actually was gay, the Christians would, in the biggest piece of irony ever, suddenly believe that the only reason god killed all those people with the plagues and the floods was because he was gay.