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Extraordinary Claims => Religion General Discussion => Topic started by: FieryLocks on December 30, 2014, 09:13:04 PM

Title: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: FieryLocks on December 30, 2014, 09:13:04 PM
A look back at the craziest Christians of 2014...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/beheading-believers-in-the-name-of-sodomy-a-look-back-at-the-craziest-christians-of-2014/
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: SNP1 on December 30, 2014, 09:40:19 PM
Of course the sodomites have to behead those filthy, moral-less Christians. Those Christians are breaking the commandments of lord Sodomitia! Christians are not natural.
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: Solitary on December 30, 2014, 09:53:23 PM
I find it amazing that all these good Christians never got on the Bush administration for lying about Iraq and getting so many innocent people, including children, maimed and killed. "Thou shall not kill," must have not taken through all the hate and bigotry.  :wall: Solitary
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 03, 2015, 12:47:11 PM
Last time I looked beheading wasn't on the agenda. It's far too messy and it leaves a stain on the carpet.
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 03, 2015, 12:49:35 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on January 03, 2015, 12:47:11 PM
Last time I looked beheading wasn't on the agenda. It's far too messy and it leaves a stain on the carpet.

Psh, how YOU do it maybe
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 03, 2015, 01:15:56 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 03, 2015, 12:49:35 PM
Psh, how YOU do it maybe
Well I'm sorry that I'm the only one who wants his executions to look good! Beheading is so old that it's past retro. Also with the terrorists, cartels, and damn near everyone else with a knife and some spare time doing it it's overrated abd overplayed.

I want my executions to be special. I want to make a show of it. Like, if we're going the messy rout why not fill the insides with confetti and candy and then blow the person up? It's festive and it's fun for the whole family!
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 03, 2015, 01:29:40 PM
you can make it look good without having to clean it up! Just go outside, after attatching some explosives to the inside of his neck of course. (Low grade, we don't want his body to pop, just his upper spinal cord and neck) and press the button. Pow! instant vivid beheading!

For added benefit play some music that totally doesn't fit in the background, like 8-bit radioactive or Barbie girl, and watch as the horrified faces changed to faces of pure joy!

There's also the ever popular, balls first into a woodchipper, fun for everyone involved!
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: dtq123 on January 03, 2015, 02:09:48 PM
I'd prefer the knife myself, and the slow sadistic cut of death  :eyes:
"Thou Shalt Not Kill" unless if they are a pagan, thief, adulterer, or a heretic. Yay!
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: blackharvest216 on January 03, 2015, 02:32:15 PM
My favoriteis that ray comfort thinks we have nightmares about bananas what does he even mean by that??? LOL
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: Sargon The Grape on January 03, 2015, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: blackharvest216 on January 03, 2015, 02:32:15 PM
My favoriteis that ray comfort thinks we have nightmares about bananas what does he even mean by that??? LOL
My only nightmare scenario involving bananas would revolve around one being shoved up my ass, due to the pain and discomfort involved.
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: Munch on January 03, 2015, 05:03:57 PM
Ah Ray Cumfart, who inspired the amazing atheist to shove a banana up is ass.

I was disappointed that G-man wasn't on the list, given his claim that there are no such things as starving children in the world. 
Title: Re: ''Beheading Christians In The Name Of Sodomy''
Post by: Aletheia on January 03, 2015, 09:31:51 PM
Nah... the sodomites aren't the one's the Christians should be worrying so much about.

Other members of the LGBTQ go much further than beheading. Some of us take our killing quite seriously, although maybe with a little music in the background:



Seriously though, what the hell is wrong with some people? Is their amygdala on permanent overload? Nobody can live such a safe and insulated life and feel this much fear without something being physically or psychologically amiss.