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Title: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: SGOS on December 13, 2014, 08:09:21 AM
https://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/advisor/pope-francis-doggie-heaven-real-002807808.html

In another Papal pontification, the Pope settles an often asked question once and for all.  Dogs go to heaven.  Apparently, the Bible is not entirely clear on this.  The comments that follow the article reference parts of the Bible that may shed light on the topic.  Still the Pope has spoken, and I'm so glad, because I was told dogs don't go to heaven, and I hated that answer.
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: aitm on December 13, 2014, 08:14:29 AM
why take the chance of loosing a generation of dog lovers when you can change the rules and "voila" step right up and join the church with rover and buster…..twenty bucks please!
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: DunkleSeele on December 13, 2014, 09:29:44 AM
Ok Dandy Frankie, doggies go to your imaginary heaven... now how about doing something really useful like, I don't know... giving all the pedophile priests over to the authorities?
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: SGOS on December 13, 2014, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: aitm on December 13, 2014, 08:14:29 AM
why take the chance of loosing a generation of dog lovers when you can change the rules and "voila" step right up and join the church with rover and buster…..twenty bucks please!
Absolutely.  Why be so damn exclusive about it, especially when you know it's going to break a little kids heart?  Telling a kid his dog doesn't go to heaven does nothing, absolutely nothing, to make him want to love God.  There's no upside to it.  Well, I suppose if you're a dog hater, heaven might seem more appealing without them.
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 13, 2014, 10:11:55 AM
We've known this since the 80's, come on pope

(http://images.moviepostershop.com/all-dogs-go-to-heaven-movie-poster-1989-1020209518.jpg)
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: MarineWarrior on December 13, 2014, 10:55:18 AM
This is in direct contrast to what someone told me yesterday at work.  The guy was confused as to how a dog can dream since they don't have a soul.  I walked away after that because I didn't want to get into how brains work and that I'm pretty sure all mammals have dreams and probably most other animals with a brain. 
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 13, 2014, 11:24:26 AM
Don't worry. The pope is just an employee of the major movie producers doing PR work.. (Papal regurgitation)
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: Solitary on December 13, 2014, 11:44:31 AM
My one puppy dreams every night, and when he has a nightmare he cuddles up to me shaking. The whole idea that humans go to heaven, and are special, is so fucking arrogant to me.  Religion, to me, is the most efficient form of fascism there is with it prejudice and bigotry.  :axe:
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: SGOS on December 13, 2014, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: MarineWarrior on December 13, 2014, 10:55:18 AM
This is in direct contrast to what someone told me yesterday at work.  The guy was confused as to how a dog can dream since they don't have a soul.  I walked away after that because I didn't want to get into how brains work and that I'm pretty sure all mammals have dreams and probably most other animals with a brain. 
I've never heard that dreaming requires a soul.  How do theists figure such things out?  I've heard that dogs don't have souls, but why does that mean they can't dream?
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 13, 2014, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: SGOS on December 13, 2014, 11:50:00 AM
I've never heard that dreaming requires a soul.  How do theists figure such things out?  I've heard that dogs don't have souls, but why does that mean they can't dream?
They generally don't figure these things out. They just guess at whatever feels all warm and cuddly and fuck any reasoning.
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: dtq123 on December 13, 2014, 01:15:03 PM
Does the pope say anything about cats? Or my pet canary?

If they can't go into heaven, then why bother?  :clap:
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 PM
Since god is a fictional character do like minded fictional characters also go to heaven?
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Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: Mermaid on December 13, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
Do cats go to heaven? What about mice? Paramecium?
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: Solitary on December 13, 2014, 03:49:05 PM
According todays news he never said that. :axe:
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: Berati on December 13, 2014, 04:15:01 PM
My cats are going straight to hell.
Title: Re: Pope Says Dogs Go to Heaven
Post by: Munch on December 13, 2014, 07:52:32 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 13, 2014, 10:11:55 AM
We've known this since the 80's, come on pope


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