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Title: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/12/03/arizona-pastor-we-could-cure-aids-by-christmas-if-we-stone-homos-to-death/


Get out the coal you got last christmas and redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord this christmas! Get your throwing arm ready, we're gonna cure some AIDS!

FUCKING. MORON.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: Munch on December 04, 2014, 08:29:46 PM
I saw this in drunken peasants today.

Lets just say I'm 60% not surprised, 30% wanting to throw a brick at his head, and 10% laughing my ass off.

I suspect the guy is the most extreme closet case. Also as someone pointed how, in this guys oh so wise quoting from the bible and Leviticus on the stoning of homosexuals part, he happened to miss out on the part of Leviticus 19:27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. and 19:19 "‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material"

So this cunt is trying to rally groups of people to stone gays in the name of the lawd, but he doesn't even follow the rules of his own teachings.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: kilodelta on December 04, 2014, 08:32:47 PM
Well shit. Using his logic, we could kill pastors by overdosing them with pot and that'd cure AIDS just as effectively.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:43:14 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on December 04, 2014, 08:32:47 PM
Well shit. Using his logic, we could kill pastors by overdosing them with pot and that'd cure AIDS just as effectively.
In all seriousness, andeven though I am against killing anyone despite how harmful their beliefs are, stoning all the pastors to death would significantly decrease pedophilia.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: kilodelta on December 04, 2014, 08:52:24 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:43:14 PM
In all seriousness, andeven though I am against killing anyone despite how harmful their beliefs are, stoning all the pastors to death would significantly decrease pedophilia.

Perhaps just drop the "to death" part and keep all pastors stoned at all times. I'm talking about blazed to the point of extreme distraction. "The lord needs you son...oh look, a bird. Where's it going?" distracted.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:58:20 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on December 04, 2014, 08:52:24 PM
Perhaps just drop the "to death" part and keep all pastors stoned at all times. I'm talking about blazed to the point of extreme distraction. "The lord needs you son...oh look, a bird. Where's it going?" distracted.
I approve of this much more. In addition, I hear marijuana dick is even worse than whiskey dick. If they can't get it up, how are hey going to do anything?
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 10:12:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 04, 2014, 08:29:46 PM

I suspect the guy is the most extreme closet case. Also as someone pointed how, in this guys oh so wise quoting from the bible and Leviticus on the stoning of homosexuals part, he happened to miss out on the part of Leviticus 19:27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. and 19:19 "‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material"

So this cunt is trying to rally groups of people to stone gays in the name of the lawd, but he doesn't even follow the rules of his own teachings.

Yeah, this guy is probably a bag of raging hormones and self hatred that thinks killing off the gays would quiet his personal demons. Lol, wait to see how long before he turns into Ted Haggard, denying the shit out of an affair.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: Thackerie on December 05, 2014, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 04, 2014, 08:58:20 PM
I approve of this much more. In addition, I hear marijuana dick is even worse than whiskey dick. If they can't get it up, how are hey going to do anything?

From my extensive research, I've found this to be untrue. Marijuana actually enhances sex.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: stromboli on December 05, 2014, 01:18:24 PM
Quote from: Thackerie on December 05, 2014, 01:06:23 PM
From my extensive research, I've found this to be untrue. Marijuana actually enhances sex.


True story bro. Marijuana has been incorporated into various fertility rites for a reason.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: baddogma on December 05, 2014, 02:47:47 PM
Hate speech plain and simple. This is illegal.
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: baddogma on December 05, 2014, 02:48:08 PM
Oh wait what the fuck was I thinking?!? RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: Munch on December 05, 2014, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: baddogma on December 05, 2014, 02:48:08 PM
Oh wait what the fuck was I thinking?!? RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!

(http://i.imgur.com/cnYDa0r.jpg)
Title: Re: AIDS: expected to be cured by Christmas
Post by: Agramon on December 07, 2014, 12:34:51 AM
We used to laugh at how ridiculous Steve Anderson was even when I was at fundie Bible college. He is total KJV 1611 batshit crazy.