http://rt.com/news/210619-canada-family-corpse-ressurection/
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!
Sent from your mom.
she probably didn't realize that the part about leavening meant she needed to add some yeast......
I'm pretty sure that Christ's return from the dead was an example about the reborn soul or something, not a precedent. This is what happens when the believers take shit literally. :eek:
Ewwy
Can you imagine the kid's conversations years later?
Johnny: "Remember when Mom kept Dad's corpse for six month thinking God was going to resurrect him?"
Sally: "Yeah, that was hilarious!"
Johnny: "Good times."
"Experts will prob never know why Peter Wald died because body so badly decomposed"
WHAT????
Quote from: Desdinova on December 03, 2014, 11:36:03 AM
Can you imagine the kid's conversations years later?
Johnny: "Remember when Mom kept Dad's corpse for six month thinking God was going to resurrect him?"
Sally: "Yeah, that was hilarious!"
Johnny: "Good times."
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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oh my..
Its like an alfred hitchcock situation.
I am not even going to pretend to think that what I read was coherent thought!, thanks pickel
Its just so fucking morbid. Stuff like this highlights perfectly the dangers and insanity that religion causes to people.
I wonder if that van is for sale though...beats the hell out of my "free candy" one......
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 02:07:34 PM
I wonder if that van is for sale though...beats the hell out of my "free candy" one......
You sold your "Free hugs" van?
yeah, I had a "mr hand puppet" one but that proved to be just a little too exhausting.
Did you guys read the article all the way? Six kids from 6 to 22 and 7 adults living in the house. 7 other people? That sounds like a fucking whacko cult there.
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 02:34:52 PM
Did you guys read the article all the way? Six kids from 6 to 22 and 7 adults living in the house. 7 other people? That sounds like a fucking whacko cult there.
I found this article from Horus Gilgamesh, the guy that wrote Awkward Moments Not Nound In Your Average Children's Bible.
He sort of hinted that it sounded like a wacko cult. (More wacko than usual)
Sent from your mom.